Episode Report Card 172 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Moonfaker
By Keckler | Season 4 | Episode 20 | Aired on 2005.05.06
Oh, my GOD this episode was FABULOUS! It was AMAZING! I LOOOOOVED IT!
A guy with a voice SO creepy that I was immediately TERRIFIED of him walks down a hallway with a man in a STUNNING white lab coat, and they are talking about "her" and how "she" isn't doing well. I think this COMPLETELY mysterious person is supposed to be sick but I'm not sure because I was too EXCITED about this episode to let it register that the guy in the white lab coat is probably a doctor. They walk into a room and look down and something COMPLETELY mysterious in a glass incubator. The creepy guy is just SCARING me so much as he looks down at the THING in the glass incubator and says, "She looks so innocent -- it's almost possible to forget what she represents." Wow. What could he be talking about? I really have NO idea and I can't wait to find out! The camera FINALLY shows us -- it's a BABY! And it has POINTED EARS! And a nameplate that says "Tucker"! Tri'pol have a BABY! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I wonder which of them the kid gets her thumb sucking from. My money's on Trip.
Dig if u will the spaceship
T'Pol and Trip engaged in a kiss
The stench of the plotline covers me
Can u my posters
Can u picture this?
Dream if u can a universe
An ocean of stars alight
And the Uh-Ohs strike curious poses
They feel the hate
The hate between me and trite.
How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a space so cold? (Space so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I just want Mike Piller 2 bold
Maybe it's just the Bermaga
They're never satisfied (They're never satisfied)
Why don't they scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When Trek dies
Pour if u will my cocktail
See how I tremble inside
I've got the butterflies all drugged out
Don't make me ban u
Even mods have pride
This is what it sounds like
When Trek dies
ANY-way, the Awesome Team is back in San Francisco at Starfleet HQ and Quantum says they are there for a "pivotal moment in human history." I'll bet they're giving him a HUGE award. He really deserves it. He's such a WONDERFUL captain! Harry Groener from Buffy who also played Tam Something-or-other in TNG and the ditzy Lance Brockwell in Mad About You is giving a speech about all the alien nations coming together to make peace and harmony and then going across the bridge to smoke a communal bowl of Federation Hash. The Awesome Team is standing on stairs as they listen attentively to the proceedings. Reed can't stand still and shifts his weight back and forth. Awww, he's so CUTE! He probably has to go to the little boy's room. Mayor Tam ends his speech and everyone claps. Even I clap. It was SUCH a great speech and I'm so mystified why he only said something about an alliance but not a Federation. Hmm, that's pretty sly. Trip doesn't clap very hard, so Quantum hisses, "People are watching." "Nobuddy knows that better'n him," Trip says, staring straight ahead. "Clap louder, that's an order," Quantum says, grinning hard. Oh, you FUCKER! I mean -- you REALLY great captain and I think Trip should feel HONORED to just to breath the same air as you! I LOVE YOU QUANTUM! The rest of the Awesome Team seems likewise lackluster, although Phlox trills that he thought it was a "fine" speech. "Just missing a few names," May-Soon-To-Have-a-Clear-Complexion comments. Do you even know what your name is? The Awesome Team all put in their bitch cents about not being given proper credit for all they did to get the aliens talking peaceably with one another. "I'm sure history will reflect our contribution," T'Pol says. Oh, it will! In TOS. No, wait, in TNG -- uh, DS9? Voyager? The Encyclopedia? I'm out. Quantum, always the sensitive leader who inspires love and commitment wherever he goes, tells them all to shut the hell up.