Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Yak Sada (a.k.a. One Voice)
By Mr. Stupidhead | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.03.1999
Oh, mercy. Aphex Twin should remix the 7th Heaven theme song. It needs a four-on-the-floor 808 break, stat!
Sears is selling tires. Mr. Stupidhead cares not. Payless is having their biggest sale of the season. Again, Mr. Stupidhead is indifferent. Check it out now. The funk soul brother. Right about now. The funk soul brother. How 'bout this: Check it out now. Fatboy Slim sucks rocks. Right about now. He's completely unoriginal.
And we're back, with SuperMom at Chickenhead's apartment, sewing. Yes, sewing. Chickenhead enters and says, "Annie, this is so nice of you. I have an interview this morning, and I want to wear a skirt, and that's the only skirt I have that's not something I would wear to a wedding." At this, SuperMom remembers that she is supposed to be home right at that moment so RevCam can have his counseling session baby-free. She asks Chickenhead for the phone, and calls the Rev.
Cut to the Rev in the RevDen, arms full o' babies. The couple he is counseling looks mildly amused. Rev: "Annie should be home any minute. [Phone.] Or not." As it turns out, not. Annie apologizes profusely for forgetting the session, but RevCam tells her not to fret, and that "I'm fine, they're fine, everybody's fine." After they hang up, we return to our counseling session already in progress. Ryan, the groom-to-be, more or less says, "Yo! What da dilly wit' Annie, yo?" RevCam: "She's with a friend." RyGuy: "My mom would never have left babies alone with my dad." Uh-oh. RyGuy continues, "We plan to stick to the traditional values that we talked about in your class. Make sure that our marriage works. The husband has to be responsible for providing for the family." RevCam: "I believe I said ‘parents.’ The parents are responsible for providing for the family." RyGuy: "Yo, you frontin'?" Heh. I wish. What he really says is, "Jessica will be responsible for cooking, and cleaning, and laundry, and childcare. And I will be responsible for bringing home the paycheck, deciding how that money is spent, and when it's time for us to have children. A pretty traditional division of responsibilities, much like the way you and Annie do it." RevCam explains that that is not how he and Annie do things, and that normally their only philosophy is "do whatever's necessary, whenever necessary."
Back to Chickenhead's pad, where SuperMom is fixing to leave. She asks Chickenhead about her interview so she can blab the details to Matt's intrusive ass, and Shana says, "I'd actually rather wait and see how it goes, and then let you know all the details." SuperMom thinks that's fine, and says she needs to grab the milk from the fridge before she goes. Chickenhead goes to get it, and when she returns, she has been transformed into an Afghanistani woman. Either that, or SuperMom got her hands on some killer acid. SuperMom looks super-freaked for a second, then snaps out of it and takes off with her milk. Gee whiz -- I wonder what today's prevalent themes are going to be. Not. I don't. ["Gee whiz -- that couldn’t be because you can see them coming from Cleveland, could it? Oh, wait. It obviously could." -- Sars]
Now we're in school with Simon and his girlfriend (huh?) talking in the hall. Simon is perturbed because this girl talked him into taking Home Economics with her, and he's the only guy in the class. He wants to take wood shop, but he needs a note, and the RevFolks won't give him one. My friend MarshMan66 came up with an invention once called a "Chronological Slap Machine." This machine has a mechanical hand with a sensor that tells it when someone is being annoying, or unfunny, and it travels at speeds beyond that of light, so that it may go back in time and slap the annoying/unfunny person before they even begin speaking. I think Simon needs the business end of one of these.