Episode Report Card Daniel: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Tony, Tony, Tony
By Daniel | Season 11 | Episode 14 | Aired on 06.06.2013
But it only gets worse, because he has no more Wellingtons prepped. While he gets more ready to put into the oven, his strategy appears to be pretending he doesn't hear Ramsay ask how long it'll be, and if he does that long enough, he won't have to say "twenty minutes." But he's forced to come clean, and Ramsay can't believe it. He goes into Red because Susan's got extra Wellingtons. "That's just humiliating," says Anthony. Susan's a little annoyed that her perfectly cooked food is going to make someone else look good.
Meanwhile, Susan goes over to the chef's table to flirt the fuck out of Sisto. She tells us that she doesn't know what Sisto's status. As for her, she's got "cabin fever," which I guess means she's horny as all hell. Her whole strategy appears to center around being a woman, and later, if Jeremy Sisto feels like having sex with a woman, maybe he'll remember, "Hey, there was that woman in the kitchen."
Oh, Blue. Oh, Blue. Zach's got the order wrong, and the food he has cooked is overdone, and he's starting to worry that Ramsay is literally going to physically assault him. What does happen is Ramsay just calmly takes over Zach's station. Zach buzzes around like a gnat, trying to at least appear to still be fighting. In a talking-head, he's teary-eyed again, referring to Ramsay as his mentor, and saying Ramsay wouldn't quit. I can't tell if he's emotional either because this wound up costing him his jacket or if he's grateful that he wasn't kicked out. We'll find out soon enough. Meanwhile: Yay, Menounos gets her food! I presume it's safe to assume she did not wind up having sex with any of the chefs.
Debriefing: No contest, Red won. Jon's immune, and he's got the unenviable task of deciding who should be dropped from Blue: Zach or Anthony. Meanwhile, Red's got to pick someone to join the men, since after this, Red will be four to Blue's two. I guess I shouldn't have assumed the black jackets were going to the Top 6 this year.
In the dorms, Jon talks to both his teammates to determine who he wants to keep. He's like the Bachelorette, trying to decide which of two idiots to keep. For Red, there doesn't to be as much appetite to join Blue as there once was, although a lot of that seems to be a lack of interest in dealing with Zach's shit. Ja'Nel, though, feels like it might still be a good chance to display some leadership. "Thank god, I am so relieved to not be going to the Blue team," Susan tells us. To her face, her Red teammates are all, "Yeah, this should work out fine!" but in their talking heads they're basically like, "R.I.P. Ja'Nel."