Episode Report Card Lady Lola: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Lemon and Jack Get Schooled
By Lady Lola | Season 5 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.18.2010
Jack: Don't worry about getting to your point. I'm going to live forever.
Lemon: The registrar accidentally gave me a handicapped room. It was huge! And for two weeks, it was party central. I was popular. People gave me nicknames. A blonde girl high-fived me! Then [she walks across the room to start wistfully out of a window] like all good things, it ended before it even began.
Jack: Lemon, that's actually my thoughtful window-staring spot. Visitors stare over here.
Springtime for Lemon
Lemon: You know, usually everyone around here makes me feel like Hitler. But today, I feel like... Hitler in Germany!
Jenna: Awwww, being popular must be such a new experience for you.
Lemon: It's not entirely new. [She pulls out a picture of her be-mulleted self in college.]
Jenna: I would experiment with that girl.
Tracy: Too small.
Lemon: That's me for two weeks in college. I was popular for one glorious fortnight, and then it went away. I don't know what I did wrong.
Tracy: You probably said "fortnight."
Jenna Does Higher Education
Jenna: How long do you think this can go on?
Lemon: I've got it under control.
Jenna: This is why I hated my first two weeks at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks. No one knew who was the sluttiest. But I showed them. Oh, I showed them all! When we graduated a week later--
Lemon: Whatever, Jenna.
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