Episode Report Card Sara M: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Everybody's Crazy!
By Sara M | Season 21 | Episode 2 | Aired on 09.22.2010
Jill tries to make lemonade out of lemons, saying it's "good" that Holly told the truth. Tyrone, meanwhile, just sits there shaking his head in wonderful disdain. "Holly keeps getting stranger and stranger. And every time she speaks, it becomes more evident that she's crazy. So I'ma keep one eye on her, and one eye on my shoes," he says. It's official: Tyrone is amazing. I love him. Don't go crazy, please, Tyrone. Holly says that she wants to be about "honesty and integrity" in this game, and that she's going to play that way "100%" from here on out. "I accept that," Jimmy T. says. I would, too. Until the next Tribal Council, where I'd vote her ass out so fast. Dan pipes up that Jimmy T. might be able to accept that, implying that he does not. He interviews that he's not about to forgive Holly. In fact, he's probably going to fill her shoes with cement and throw her in ocean. While she's wearing them.
Just in case you though the insanity was only limited to the old people, we head over to La Flor, where NaOnka is unable to locate one of her socks. She decides there's no possibly way that she lost it and thus someone in her tribe must have stolen it. She calls them all bitches and vows that this game is "gonna get real dirty." She then grabs someone else's socks and puts them on. She makes sure to hike them up, too, so everyone can know what a great tribemate she is. Meanwhile, Jud whines that he can't find his spare pair of socks. "Nay's wearing them, dummy," either Shannon or Ben says. You know, with all the shit NaOnka's been talking about Kelly B., I'm surprised she just didn't take one of her socks. And it's not like it would make a difference to her.
Jud says he's angry about this. He approaches NaOnka slowly, obviously trying to summon up the courage to confront her about the fact that what she did to him was totally wrong and she should be ashamed of herself. He doesn't even get a chance to speak before NaOnka is yelling at him for looking at her wrong. Confused, Jud tries to defend himself, but only gets about five words out before NaOnka is attacking him again for "raising [his] voice" at her. "I can get loud, too!" she Sandras. Except that when Sandra said stuff like that, it was awesome and only made me love her more. When NaOnka says it, I want her to die. Jud reacts appropriately with a double face-palm, which is pretty much all you can really do at this point.
Jud interviews that he was planning on approaching NaOnka calmly and asking if it's possible that she maybe took his socks by accident, but obviously never got the chance to do that. In her interview, NaOnka says she doesn't know why, but she doesn't like anything about Jud. Great. Sometimes I don't like people, too. But I'm an adult, so I still treat them and their possessions with respect, especially if we have to live or work together. Usually. Although even then, I'm sure if winning a million dollars was contingent upon me sucking it up and pretending to like someone, I would. Especially if I know millions of people are watching and judging me and my behavior. NaOnka says she doesn't want to sound like a "B-I-T-C-H," but Jud is stupid. And while Jud is certainly no rocket scientist, I think NaOnka has shown us that she's even stupider and a lot meaner, which is worse.