Episode Report Card Maggie: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Final Answer
By Maggie | Season 2 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.16.2000
There's a split-screen shot of Felicity and Ben in bed, and the exam starting at five o'clock. Sean and Richard walk into the loft and catch Knoll and Julie. Richard exclaims, "Sluts!" Meghan walks in about two seconds later. Knoll claims that Julie started and they both felt weird after eating the cookies. It turns out the cookies contain beet powder to which Knoll is really allergic. Meghan suggests that he have another cookie. Felicity and Ben finally notice that his watch has stopped and she leaps out of bed to get dressed, while accusing him of sabotaging her efforts to pass the exam. He says that's ridiculous because she wanted to come to the hotel. Sean yells at Julie because "they have a date." Julie reminds him that the date is tomorrow. Meghan laughs and says she wishes she had a videocamera. Sean reminds Julie that she was supposed to be studying, not kissing Knoll. Richard pipes up that Sean should take Julie to "Café des Sluts" which makes Meghan convulse in laughter. Since the loft door is just hanging open, Ruby walks in on the hubbub and finds what is going on. Knoll says that Julie kissed him and all Ruby can do is gasp, "Knoll!" Meghan says, "This just keeps getting better and better." And she is so right. Elena gets up to leave her own apartment "because that's just how strongly [she] feel[s]" and she slams the bedroom door in Tracy's face. Ruby makes an exasperated gesture at Knoll and he asks where she's going. She says, "Away!" and stomps out while Knoll runs after her, tripping over all kinds of stuff on the way out. Felicity is finished dressing and she runs out to save her art history grade. Ben yells that he didn't do it on purpose. Felicity mutters, "I can't believe this, this is a nightmare," on the way out.
Sean is over at the hotel, eating Toblerone bars from the mini-bar. Ben is telling him about what happened with Felicity. Sean announces that he's going to eat all the candy from the fridge. Ben protests that it is kind of expensive and Sean proclaims that he is "in an expensive mood." Ben tells him not to be depressed about Julie and Sean finds that hard to swallow and says, "Okay, don't breathe air." Whoa dude, you need to eat some more sugar because you are so bitter. Felicity comes through the door and seems fine that she missed the exam. She says hi to Sean and he blurts out, "Julie kissed Knoll." She says, "What?" then apologizes to Ben. Felicity isn't upset about the final because she'll still end up passing the class. Ben apologizes to her and they start kissing. Sean is perturbed by their lovey-doveyness and offers to wrap up all the candy and leave. Felicity tells him to stay and says that she's going to go have a shower. Sean tells Ben that he is a "lucky bastard" because he is dating a girl who isn't going to "turn around and kiss Knoll" but then he says, "I guess she used to," and he sighs and slumps back in his chair. Ben calls the Al, the security guard he worked with, to get Professor Morton's number, so that he can fix things for Felicity.