Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Freaks And Greeks
By Sara M | Season 7 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.08.2002
President High-Hair is displeased by this turn of events, and he shrilly complains about Lex and Matt's insubordination. They respond by laughing at him. I find it strange that the frat prez isn't already at the party -- at my school they seem to award the frat presidency to the guy who is the biggest and most popular partier, not the lamest and most responsible. Matt and Lex, whose real character names are Dave and Adam respectively, tell Pres. HH in less eloquent terms that perhaps a round of intercourse with a member of the opposite sex would improve his dour demeanor. He responds by saying "fuck you," which admittedly did sound pretty funny with that high voice of his.
Outside the frat, we are introduced to another character, the president of the campus sorority that all the women who don't get into the cool sororities end up joining in a pathetic last attempt to get friends. That's what I'm guessing, anyway; we only have one sorority on my campus, and they don't even have their own house (because our New England state's blue laws prohibit co-habitation of more than eight women in a single house, for fear that it would lead to a prostitution ring. I don't see this could possibly still be a real law, but the sisters said it was, so I guess I'll believe them), so I didn't have any reason to join. Female companionship be damned! Anyway, the sorority president is wearing glasses and slightly baggy clothes, and her blonde hair has been pulled back into a ponytail, thus making her "dowdy" and "unattractive." She is handing out fliers to all women entering the frat party about how frats preserve antiquated standards of femininity. None of the women she talks to is very receptive. And I wouldn't be either, because I hate being solicited, especially by people who use big words.
Matt is talking to someone off-screen about how he wants to be set up with a woman he "can have an actual conversation with." Then we see who he's talking to; it's a dog named Brutus. That joke is never funny, not when it's on 7th Heaven (where it happens at least once an episode) and certainly not here.
And here's a shot of a container of brightly colored dildos. I would like to take this time to applaud the art director on his visceral sense of color and composition -- those dildos look great. And now we see some guys sling-shotting the dildos over some trees and into a sign that says, "Delta Omicron Gamma: Proud to Be Women Since 1908." This must be the loser sorority, and how funny is it that their Greek initials spell out "dog"? Anyone? Oh, wait -- I thought I heard a laugh, but that turned out to be one of my housemates in the other room; she was watching something with actual jokes in it. Lucky her.