Episode Report Card M. Giant: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Carry-on Kiefer
By M. Giant | Season 5 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.23.2006
And then Kiefer's full-screen again, at 1:59:02. He and the man-purse climb down from the luggage truck, behind which he hides as he watches the last of the passengers climb the steps into the plane. At the other end of the aircraft, yellow-vested baggage handlers are loading the last of the suitcases into the hold. A limo flying cute little British flags leaves the tarmac. The steps into the plane's cabin fold up and in, and it doesn't look like Kiefer's getting in that way. But the baggage handlers are getting a little sloppy in their hurry to get the plane off the ground. Spotting an opening, Kiefer raises his hood, makes sure his holstered gun is well-hidden under the hem of his jacket, and makes his move. Which, believe it or not, is to grab a couple of suitcases off a passing truck and just walk them up the conveyor belt like he belongs there. It's the suitcases that really hold the entire plan together, of course. Sure, somebody could glance over and see a guy they don't recognize with his hood up and no yellow vest, but if he's carrying suitcases they'll figure he belongs. But nobody takes any notice of him, and a moment later he's holding onto a cargo net, bracing for takeoff . He looks distinctly nervous as the baggage door shuts, sealing him inside. About here is where I'd start looking around for occupied pet carriers, because if there are live animals in there with him it means he's a lot less likely to freeze or asphyxiate in an unpressurized hold. Plus he could use the company. It's 2:00:00.