Episode Report Card Pamie: B | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Girls Gone Mild
By Pamie | Season 4 | Episode 17 | Aired on 04.12.2004
Luke points to his truck outside his/Nicole's place. Lorelai stops her Jeep and tells Luke he doesn't have to tell her what happened if he doesn't want to. She says she won't even ask about it in her next lifetime, even when Shirley MacLaine tries to tell her. Luke says he just wanted to see who it was, and that he had a feeling Nicole was seeing him tonight. Nicole was vague on her plans, so Luke said he'd stay at the diner, but then he drove up there and waited and saw Nicole getting out of a car with a guy. They went inside and they're still there. Lorelai asks if he's sure the man inside is the owner of the socks. Luke says he didn't ask, but that even if the guy isn't, it's still not a very good picture. Luke wonders how Nicole could do this in their house: "I put bookshelves up in there." Lorelai says she's sure that guy's not using the bookshelves. So Luke isn't even sure who's inside Nicole's house, or what's going on in there, but he was so upset that he started kicking the guy's car over and over again until some cops came because of a neighbor's call and then arrested Luke. I can't believe Nicole didn't come out when Luke was kicking a car outside her window. She and her friend must be pretty absorbed in each other not to notice something that loud. Luke says he doesn't know what "Nicole and the Sock Man saw," but he feels like an idiot. What the Sock Man Saw is a good name for a book. Luke says he doesn't like being a jealous guy who does crazy things. Lorelai asks whether there was damage to the car. Luke says there wasn't, and then gets out of the car. He walks over to Sock Man's Volvo, or whatever. Luke points out all the points of interest -- where Nicole was, where she is now, where he was arrested, and so forth. Luke's yelling now that he can't believe Nicole and the Sock Man are still in there. He says that he knows what they're doing in there, and even if the Sock Man took one of those pills from the Super Bowl, at this rate they should be at the hospital, because erections lasting four hours, while rare, are serious and require medical attention. Luke gets more and more upset and then begins kicking the car again until Lorelai pulls him away. Luke says he's fine. Lorelai says that the car will soon start fighting back. Luke calms down. Lorelai says she knows she's never been too supportive of his relationship with Nicole, but that she's so sorry about this, and that he doesn't deserve it. "Well, I guess that's it," Luke says, giving up on his relationship without ever talking to his wife again. Lorelai says at least she finally got to see his house. Ah, Stars Hollow. Will you ever have a marriage survive a year? ["First of all, Jackson and Sookie. Second of all, Nicole and Luke's place was in Litchfield." -- Wing Chun]