Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT So Much For My Happy Ending
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 10 | Aired on 08.16.2011
E.Z. & JASON THING
Aria: "What are you doing here, Ezra? I can stand around awkwardly in the yard of my dead friend if I want."
Ezra: "This isn't about you kissing Jason, it's about Jason killing everybody all the time. Please come away with me."
Aria: "He had a legit reason for those photos of my sleeping or drugged face."
Ezra: "Then as a personal favor to your boyfriend, stop kissing this dude all the time. Is there any way that talking about taking our relationship public will help?"
Aria: "Nine out of ten times, yes."
Ezra: "Let's do it. Starting with your parents!"
Aria: "That might actually kill them! Let's do it!"
Jason: "Hey, kissing people on my lawn. Can I give you this box of dumb girl crap?"
Aria: "Yeah, thanks for the box and kissing me that time and also for all those framed pictures of me looking dead. You've been a really good fake boyfriend for about a minute."
Jason: "I get it. I understand."
Aria: "There is no way that that is possible, but whatever. Later, friend!"
GARRETT'S STEALTHY CIVILIANMOBILE WITH THE RED RACING STRIPES & THE BLIND GIRL UP FRONT WHO WAS JUST AT SPENCER'S HOUSE LIKE ONE SECOND AGO
Jenna: "She knows about us. They know about us and she's looking at yearbooks. It's only a matter of time before they figure it out, if they haven't already."
Garrett: "Figure what out? What are you even talking about all the time? I am so confused."
Jenna: "Just come back here later tonight and be super vague about a bunch of sinister shit. I'll deal with the rest."
MARIN MELTDOWN
Ashley: "God, I've been looking forward to this glass of wine since my glass of wine at lunch."
Hanna: "Hey, by any chance did Dad call and say anything about me driving his fiancée's daughter to suicide earlier?"
Ashley: "No but I bet he's about to... There's the phone now."
Dad: "Hey, is Hanna there? Kate's here and just really wants to talk about what a great time they had together."
Ashley: "That doesn't make me feel weird at all. Hanna, phone!"
Hanna: "Kate, oh my God. I am so sorry I was such a crank to you earlier. Please let me explain even just the bare minimum of what was going on there."
Kate: "No need, we're family now! What you don't know is that I wasn't always an only child."
Hanna: "But like I am really sorry and I really need to tell you about that."