Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Bradley Cooper is my new best friend
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 20 | Aired on 04.26.2003
Dude. Check it out.
Sars sent me the one with Sam Rockwell as the pizza guy?
Oh, yeah - the singing in Washington Square? That's genius. And he's got the big teeth in?
Yes! And he's like, "What, you think I'm a pussy? Whuh?"
[laughing through his Zone bar]
Oh, and that scene at the end where, who is it, David?
Yeah, David Wain.
And he's all, "I gotta tip for ya" and he has this huge black DILDO? Duuuude...
Yeah, it's pretty perverse.
I just wish them all the success in the world. They rock.
Check out "Raking The Leaves," though.
Okay, I got it tagged here. So, I will definitely check it out. Okay...so...let's chat for a sec about all this crap I gotta ask you.
Okay.
Actually, the interviews I do, I don't ask, like, "Where'd you grow up?" Because, like, I can get all that stuff from other sources. Although I do want to know, while you were growing up in Philadelphia, did you ever, like, dream of going to Pittsburgh and becoming a welder by day and a dancer by night?
That's not like a Deer Hunter reference, is it? Is it a Flashdance reference?
Yeah. It's a Flashdance reference.
'Cuz I knew Deer Hunter took place in Pittsburgh, but I didn't know Flashdance took place there.
Yeah, it did.
No, I didn't do that. YET. But I did dream of wearing shirts with one shoulder hanging out.
[laughing] Did you dream of taking off lingerie through the sweatshirt?
I did. I did that too. I dreamt that I'd fuck someone while eating lobster.
Exactly. And while putting your foot in someone's crotch. Excellent.
I did dream of those things. And then I saw them in the movie and I was like, "What the fuck?"
[laughing] This is like my psyche! What the hell?
This is INSANE!
[laughing]
Then I said, "You know, screw it! I'm still gonna wear the sweatshirt with the shoulder hanging out..."
You know, because, I bet you looked GOOD.
And it worked, man. It worked.
Yeah. I'm sure the auditions you went on were reaaaaallly interesting.
Luckily, that was pre-audition.
That was just your youth.
Yeah. I was just workshoppin' shit.
Yeah, what is UP with that, by the way? Like, when I was growing up, it occurred to me to wear the off-the-shoulder sweatshirts even though I wasn't a welder by day and a dancer by night?