Episode Report Card Sara M: D | 2 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Last Dance With Merry Jane
By Sara M | Season 21 | Episode 14 | Aired on 12.15.2010
Jane walks up and asks if they're still an alliance of four. And this is where we learn why you should never tell someone she's being voted out tonight. Just lull her into a false sense of security so she can't scramble and possibly align the others against you or, oh, I don't know, flip the fuck out and probably pee in the water supply. But Sash, Chase, and Holly are overconfident idiots, so they do not lie to Jane. Nor do they tell her the truth. In fact, no one says anything. Finally, Holly just says "somebody had to go tonight." That should pretty much tell Jane that she's a goner, but she asks if they're voting for Dan tonight or her. Chase says that's what they're talking about. No one looks Jane in the eye. Which is good, because she looks fucking scary right now. "Is it me?" she asks. No, Jane, it's Sash. Of course it's you! If it's not Dan, then who the hell else could it possibly be? Jud has immunity and Sash and Chase have idols that they have to play tonight. The only other person left is Holly, and since she's standing right there doing the talking, then it can't be her either. I think Jane just wants to hear them say it. Chase says he doesn't want to vote her out, thereby putting the blame in Holly's and Sash's hands. That should win him a jury vote from her. Or maybe not, as she accuses them of "conniving" together to go to the end without her. This is, like, really uncomfortable. And it's not going to get better. Chase admits that "there has been discussion" about voting Jane out. Sash says the three of them believe that Jane would beat them if she made it to the end, so of course they don't want her to go to the end. I mean, duh, Jane. Why did she think it would be any different? Did she think she could walk in there talking about her husband being recently dead and needing the money and people wouldn't see her as the worst possible person to bring to the end? Did she think the object of the game is to give her a million dollars? Apparently so, because her reaction to this news is to flip everyone off. And now she's crying in an interview about how her alliance turned on her and they are all liars and cheats. Even though Chase was the one rallying to keep her around, she says she's most disappointed in him because he's from North Carolina and should be better than that. Because everyone from North Carolina is perfect and the picture of virtuous living. Oh, and everyone in North Carolina will do whatever it takes to hand Jane a million dollars.