Episode Report Card DeAnn Welker: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Shocker!
By DeAnn Welker | Season 6 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.08.2012
They head back home, and Paula tells everyone how romantic their date was. Right, talk of poop and shockers is always romantic. Paula gets ready to go out, while Mike tells everyone else he thinks he bit off more than he can swallow. She comes back downstairs, and he heads up to get ready. Everyone is ready and sitting around. Mike tells everyone that Paula brought up the shocker and they all talk about it. She keeps going and Mike tells us that guys do not like girls talking too open about sex in front of others. She can talk like that all she wants in the bedroom, but not in public. Snooki pipes up: "I like it." Then looks at Vinny for support? Awkward! Snooki informs us she's very open with her sexuality. "And, you know, the shocker is sometimes nice. Not all the time, but sometimes, you know, you're in the mood for a shocker." She's such a weird mix of grandma and slut, describing the shocker as "nice." Just giving poor Lorenzo's classmates more fodder to make fun.
Mike says he's chalking it up and Paula asks what that means. He says he has no control what comes out of her mouth, but when she just sits there and smiles, it's nice. This show is filled with men who have the utmost respect for women, don't you think? I wish every episode had a giant warning label for any young girls watching. Then again, this is the network of Teen Mom, which probably needs a warning even more. So I won't hold my breath. (But, unlike Deena, at least I know how.)
Tonight's mini-scene, crammed between two commercials: Mike, Chris and Paula are out on the downstairs deck, where Mike shows them his Van Damme moves on some mannequin he calls Bob. It's actually more amusing than most of these other weird little deleted scenes or whatever.
After commercials, we're back with Mike repeating the same thing to Paula and Sam saying she'd be hitting him with her clutch. They get up to leave and she talks about her shorts riding up. She apologizes and he says it's okay, that he's chalking a lot of things up. At the club, Jenni tells us that Mike seems to think he's missing out on MVP, but Paula's a catch and "She likes Mike. Who likes Mike?" Good point.
Back at the house, Ron and Sam tell Snooki how over things are for Mike and Paula. Snooki doesn't want that to happen, so Ronni reminds her what he just said about how he likes it when she sits there and just smiles. Snooki agrees that was rude and she'd probably punch Jionni if he said that to her. She heads home and tells Ron and Sam to have fun having sex. She sing-songs, "Make babies tonight" on her way out. Oh, gross. No one needed that.