Television Without Pity

Jess tells Rory that she owes him an egg roll, and slinks off to that place where unlovable tertiary characters sleep. - Pamie on Gilmore Girls

I object! Charmed - Then again, don't I always? Phoebe's involvement in a capital murder trial pits the Ps against a demonic money-laundering operation run from a magic club in one of the seedier districts of San Francisco. Caught up among the miscreants and malfeasance are the Dolt and, in a stunning return to the small screen, Slampiece Glenn. I suggest you launch a food fight to keep yourselves awake during all of it, but I warn you: the first person to splatter me with marinara sauce dies.

Goooooooooooal! Undeclared - Ron, Steven, and Perry: 3; Heath and Shaggy: 0.

Enterprise recaplet - The latest episode in a nutshell

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Will the Once & Again writers pull out all the stops with Jessie's storyline, or back away from it? Who else do you want to see interviewed from The Amazing Race? What gives Kiefer Sutherland's voice that touch of velvet? Should Pacey and Audrey hook up, or stay just friends? Any idea what's up with the daughter in the preview for next week's Ally McBeal? Have you started parsing the promos for Six Feet Under's second season yet?

The West Wing recaplet - The latest episode in a nutshell

Ed recaplet - The latest episode in a nutshell

Make Room for Daddy Gilmore Girls - Richard's getting booted around like some kind of redheaded stepchild. Poor guy. He just wants to help. His helping just happens to sound like meddling, judging, complaining, and scolding. Because it is. There's lots of CuteDean here, and a Paris story that suddenly goes nowhere.

Baywatch Nights The Real World - Chicago - The roommates find out that their job assignment this season will be lifeguarding. But first, they actually have to pass some tests to become certified. And B/M forgot to find out if the roommates could...you know, swim. Tonya swims so hard in the first test that her kidney falls out and she has to go back to Walla Walla for a transplant.

Dawson's Creek recaplet - The latest episode in a nutshell

Glory Days recaplet - The latest episode in a nutshell

Next Stop: Assville Oz - There's singing! There's dancing! There's family melodrama! There's romance! There's rape! There's Vikings! And that's just the white people! Join the Rainbow Coalition of Naughty for another week of fist-pounding, bloodletting, butt-pumping, schemey, steamy boredom.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer recaplet - The latest episode in a nutshell

Smallville recaplet - The latest episode in a nutshell

Roswell recaplet - The latest episode in a nutshell

I'll have a mol� burrito with plenty of Jalapeno slices on the side 24 - Everyone's got problems: crashing computers, work-related stress, sleep deprivation, DUI court appearances, et cetera. If it's not one thing, it's another. Either your son is being brought into your office by your bosses to coerce you into betraying one of your freelance clients, or you've got to sleep with some rapist to save your daughter. And if you aren't kuffed to a piece of office furniture, held somewhere against your will at gunpoint, or avoiding actual gunfire, you're walking around funny so that the cell phone you're hiding in your stretch pants doesn't fall down your pantleg, making you look like you've crapped your pants. Thank God for coffee!

The toy fox terrier had no comment The Amazing Race - Extra - But Team Guido did. In fact, they had plenty more for this second installment of their TWoP interview. Where did they get all those spiffy hats? What's the best vantage point for watching other teams fight? How does one stay minty-fresh in the absence of conventional hygienic opportunities? Who was cooler, Alexis or Krystle? Was this a reality show or a PSA? Is it the fault of the Exposition Hands that the Guidos went bad? All of these questions are, believe it or not, answered here.

Half of Boston is dumber than a bag of hair. Dawson's Creek - Jen freaks...about dental hygiene! Joey is torn...between the two Creepiest dudes on campus! Jack is shocked...that frat boys are homophobes! In other news, Pacey almost jumps on a boat to Greece, but decides not to.

Take the money! No, take the shoes! Sex and the City - After Aidan moves out and asks that Carrie either buy her apartment back or "vacate," she realizes she has money issues. Like, that she hasn't got any money. And that she's spent forty grand on shoes in her adult life. No, really. Plus, pregnancy fart jokes! Seriously.

Boston Public recaplet - The latest episode in a nutshell

Queer as Folk U.S. recaplet - The latest episode in a nutshell

(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding? 7th Heaven - Usually not much, unless it's the Camdens tackling the subject. Then it can be unintentionally hilarious. Everyone takes a break from stalking for the week to come up with ideas to help the family of a Muslim girl who's being harassed. The only problem is that none of the ideas are very good.