I'll have a mol burrito with plenty of Jalapeno slices on the side
24 - Everyone's got problems: crashing
computers, work-related stress, sleep deprivation, DUI court appearances,
et cetera. If it's not one thing, it's another. Either your son is being brought
into your office by your bosses to coerce you into betraying one of your
freelance clients, or you've got to sleep with some rapist to save your
daughter. And if you aren't kuffed to a piece of office furniture, held
somewhere against your will at gunpoint, or avoiding actual gunfire, you're
walking around funny so that the cell phone you're hiding in your
stretch pants doesn't fall down your pantleg, making you look like you've
crapped your pants. Thank God for coffee!