Episode Report Card Miss Alli: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT More-WHAT-ee-us?
By Miss Alli | Season 10 | Episode 7 | Aired on 10.28.2006
Not so happy are Tyler and James, who finally stop to ask someone where the boat is and find out that they basically went in exactly the wrong direction. The tampons went that-a-way!
The *lyns look to be the first to get to where the boats are, but they can't figure out where to park. Other teams start to arrive, and they worry much less about parking properly. Once the BQs are stopped, we are "treated" to a little subplot about them changing into their swimsuits. Ta-da! I know I feel better. That was one of the major pieces of the puzzle that I was missing. "How will Dustin and Kandice change their clothes? HOW?" People start to get life vests on for the swim out to the big boat. They're also given shoes they have to wear, because the rocks are very sharp. The Pointies and the BQs wind up being the first teams into the water. The *wins and *lyns follow, and then Mary and Dave. "Lord have mercy, there's fish!" Mary says. I think Mary's hope for a fishless bay may have been a little optimistic.
Meanwhile, Tyler and James are in traffic. They are Currently In Last Place.
Several of the teams, it turns out, are not strong swimmers. As if Mary's fear of fish weren't enough, her life vest is also not on right, because it's stuck up around her ears and, if anything, is keeping her from swimming. Kim is first up onto the boat, then Dustin, and because Kandice beats Rob, the BQs are the first to get their clue. They are cautioned to open it only when they have returned to shore. I think that's partly so as to not get it wet. Rob and Kimberly get their clue next, then the *wins. The *wins take a minute on the boat to rest as Mary and Dave and the *lyns approach. It's interesting -- for guys whose guns are that big, they didn't survive the swimming all that well. Whole lot of gym strength, those guys. RUH!
Tyler and James are still confused as to exactly where they are, but James says he's trying to be positive. Hammers, nails, wrenches... tampons have to be here somewhere!
Lyn and Karlyn get to the boat first, then Dave and Mary. The *lyns leave while Dave and Mary -- particularly Mary -- are still taking a breather. Mary is undoubtedly very grateful that she made it the whole way without being eaten by a fish. Finally, she and Dave head back.
When the BQs return to land, they open a clue that Phil explains requires them to drive 49 miles to Case Noyale and find the post office, where they'll get another clue. They pile into the car, and the Pointies initially are following. The BQs chuckle in the car about how weak the *lyns and Mary and Dave looked swimming, and Dustin's all, "Where's your Six Pack now?" Eh. I understand that they're frustrated, but that strikes me as not necessary. Like, we get that they're not as in shape as you, beauty queens, so I think it's a little gratuitous to rub it in. Seeing a couple of young hotties all, "Look at those out of shape people" isn't particularly pleasant, if you ask me.
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