Episode Report Card Sara M: C | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Le joke est morte; vive le joke
By Sara M | Season 2 | Episode 18 | Aired on 04.05.1998
Now we're in Simon's room, where RevCam is trying to convince Simon to move back into Ruthie's room. He agrees, but only if he can have the top bunk. Happy is in the room too, but just looks sad. I guess she wanted the top bunk to herself.
RevCam walks into the kitchen and tells Annie their space problems are solved. Then he says that he thinks the girls like Gee. Um, yes, they certainly do. Maybe you should go check on them and see how much. Then Rev points out that Gee didn't bring a big suitcase, so there are fewer clothes to wash. "Yes," says Annie, "just more often!" Oooooooh, zing! But the joke is on Annie, because by the size of that suitcase she will washing clothes for Gee after every meal. Annie points out that things might not be so bad because Gee is cute and charming. Yeah, well, so was Ted Bundy. RevCam gets all possessive, but Annie doesn't notice because for the first time one of the CamRents realizes that they have horny girls in their house. RevCam says they'll just keep the girls away from Gee and make Matt hang out with him. No, says Annie, Matt won't like Gee "cutting in on his territory." BA HA HA HA HA! Sorry, I am always forgetting what a stud Matt is in 7th Heaven-land and, when reminded, must take ten minutes to laugh and laugh and laugh. But the laughs keep coming as Annie reminds us all that it's the last semester of high school for Matt, so he should apparently be especially attractive to the ladies. RevCam tries to convince himself that Matt is more confident than that.
Ruthie enters and announces that she doesn't like Gee. She calls him a "chauvinist pig." This from the girl who doesn't know what a foreign exchange student is. How consistent. Annie says that Ruthie doesn't know what that means, but Ruthie says that she knows what pig means, as if that's an excuse. Instead of pointing out to Ruthie that people shouldn't insult guests, that Camrents just helplessly look at each other while Ruthie gets away with it.
Now we're in Lucy and Mary's room. Lucy asks Mary if French guys are born knowing how to French kiss. Yes, Lucy, and also how to make French fries and French toast. ["'And to drink...Peru!'" -- Sars] Mary agrees with me and tells Lucy that that's the stupidest thing she's ever heard. Meanwhile, Mary is undressing, but I don't know why. Lucy tries to save face by saying that they don't call it "Swiss kissing" or "Canadian kissing" or "Mexican kissing." While I could think of some good things to say about why they don't call it any of these things, I will remain silent, because there are Canadians here and they wouldn't appreciate it. Just kidding, Canadians! You know I love you! Mary says that Lucy shouldn't ask Gee, because it would sound like an invitation. Lucy's all excited about this, but Mary says that Gee is like a brother because he lives with them, so hands off. Also, he's too old for Lucy. Lucy uses her French Knowledge to say in French that Mary is also too young.