Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT What The Water Gave Me
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 25 | Aired on 03.19.2012
Marlene King, the actual authority on this, says that all but two of A's actions were done by Mona. I mean, this show is about swallowing crazy things on the regular, so I'm not sure why this would be a particularly unbelievable dealbreaker on the show that brought you such hits as:
- Somebody Stole Thousands Of Dollars From My Lasagna
- Snowglobe, Secret Key, Talking Dolls, Storage Space, Birthmark
- I Totally Forgot That Time Our Best Friend Snapped A Girl's Neck At A Frat Party
- Lucas Though He Merely Has A Gambling Problem
- Congenital Holden Learns The Foot Fist Way
- Here's Some Hundred Dollar Bills Taped To The Paper Towels In A Random Bathroom
- While You Were Peeing I Set Up An Entire Origami Display In The Sink For No Reason
- The Noel Khan/Aria Montgomery Music Hour
- I Had These Stalker Pictures Of Your Nostrils Framed As A Gift
- Rosewood Forgets The Time A Fashion Show Was Overtaken By Demons
- Per Pennsylvania Statute, The Fine For Finding A Shovel Is One Million Hours Of Community Service
- Ezra Fitz, Well-Adjusted Heterosexual & Tenure-Track Professor
- Duncan Heinz, Teen Pilot
- Toby Cavanaugh, Teen Contractor
- Maya St. Germaine, Teen
I mean, Paige's haircut alone was less believable than Mona being a mastermind.
STILL ON THE CASE
Spencer: "So then is this some kind of payback? Because we let Ali treat you like that?"
Mona: "I keep telling you guys, I don't care about Ali! Easier to forgive an enemy, don't you listen? It's because you bitches took Hanna away!"
Spencer: "Mona, you nutcase, she is still your best friend and staunchest ally! Don't you know how annoying the rest of us find you? She sticks up for you constantly! You drove Caleb out of state, and she forgave you. My God!"
Mona: "I cannot hear you. For once, I am not listening to words you are saying."
Spencer: "Okay, so A always has a plan. What's the plan now?"
Mona, verbatim: "Yes. She does."
Spencer: "What happens if I don't join the Team?"
Mona: "I shoot you with your dad's gun. When Ali left, it pulled you guys apart. It'll be the same if you go away too."
First of all, Spencer's right: We're way beyond that point. Secondly, I'm still confused as to the timeframe here. And third of all, holy motherlode of clues. Is Mona referring to herself as "she," or is she referring to A+? Does Spencer not hear how they keep talking about the A-Team as a group you can join, or does she think Mona just means Team Spona? Did Ali "leave" or was she murdered, and if so, does Mona really think murdering Spencer is going to make Hanna be her friend? Which she already is?