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By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 20 | Aired on May 6, 2006
Many thanks to Embrujada on the boards for some wicked mad closed-captioning skills.
Previously on It Wassss Raining Outsssside The Night The Retard'ssss Ssssisssster Wassss CANCELLED!, The Dead-Eyed Psycho terrified Keckler; Stoop introduced himself to the Feebs, started yammering about her stupid love life, and hasn't shut up since; Phoebe dreamed about banging her Cupid on a desk at All The News That's Fit To Fuck Me; Maggot Neck "emoted," then blamed herself for her parents' deaths until her ssssecretly evil ssssisssster cunningly foisted all responsibility for the elder Retards' slaughter onto The Charmed Ones; Piper tried to blow The Sisters Retard right the fuck up, but Chrissssty's pyrokinetic mojo put a stop to that; and Phoebe got up on her goddamned high horse about Piper's homicidal inclinations, like, RICK GITTRIDGE, BITCH.
Currently on CANCELLED!, we find the intrepid Manor Morons tiptoeing down one of the side hallways at Not!warts, sniping at each other the entire time. Phoebe, you see, despite her vow last week to stop The Sisters Retard by any means necessary, is now once again arguing that Ssssecretly Evil Chrissssty and The Ultimate Retard "are being manipulated by something" and are therefore not responsible for their actions, and SHUT UP, PHOEBE. God, she's a fucking idiot! Piper and Raige tolerate Phoebe's incessant ramblings for whatever reason, but you can tell that Piper wants to blow her bony, stupid hag ass up, and you can also tell that Raige would do the same were she so empowered. Phoebe's tiresome natterings eventually trail off, and she tentatively steps over to a closed door behind which, she claims, lurks the evil responsible for Chrissssty and Maggot Neck's behavior as of late. Phoebe twists at the handle and swings open the creaky door to reveal the interior of an all-black chamber. At the center of the chamber rests a low dais supporting a glowing white disk of some sort. "All right!" Raige too-brightly perks. "Now that we've ascertained it's a creepy, empty room, I think we can go!" My. "Ascertained" certainly is a big word for a gal who doesn't know what flogging is, don't you think? God, I hate this show. Phoebe argues that though the room appears to be empty, the "vibes" she's pulling from it indicate otherwise. Piper couldn't care less and wants out of there, pronto. Piper and Raige eventually prevail, dragging Phoebe from the chamber and slamming the door shut behind them just as a chorus of unearthly voices begins ululating on the soundtrack. Just in case you didn't get that sound cue, the camera pans down to linger on the center dais's glowing white disk for a moment before cutting out to..