Episode Report Card Sobell: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Dr. Gudat -- dead!
By Sobell | Season 2 | Episode 2 | Aired on 08.27.2006
After the guys take off, Michael sighs deeply, then turns back to his brother. He says, "Tell me everything you know about the courthouse."
Credits. Then commercials. Aieeee! That damned Burger King is back. He's like Henry II, constantly popping up in places he's not wanted. Only in Henry's case, it was France; here, it's my TV. I will not rest until there's a commercial featuring this sham monarch groaning into the camera, "Shame, shame on a conquered mascot."
When we come back, we're at Fox River. Bellick is stomping down a hall, and as he punches in the security sequence for the door, some poor, dumb underling asks if Bellick got any sleep. Our favorite C.O. looks over with two eyes that could double as poached eggs. The poor flunky marvels at how eight people escaped. Bellick launches into a vile diatribe about how this whole escape can be blamed not on A) the engineer who happened to have designed the prison, or B) the concerted teamwork of ten men, but rather C) the fairer sex. If it weren't for Dr. Sara's raging libido and weak, womanish intellect, Bellick suggests, none of this would have happened. Someone is still holding a grudge over being turned down for a night of cheddar biscuits.
Right around the point where Bellick begins bellowing, Pope shows up and stops with a gentle, reproving "Brad ... " Bellick instantly flips the suck-up switch. Pope tells him the chase has been handed over to the FBI, and the two of them are about to go report to the Department of Corrections headquarters. Bellick presses, "We can get these guys. Just give me a couple more days and ... " Pope barks, "Brad!" and that's the end of that discussion.
Michael and Lincoln are cruising through a parking lot, looking as inconspicuous as only a barely-dressed man accompanied by what appears to be an overgrown schoolboy can.
Back at FBI headquarters, we get a tight shot of Haywire's mug shot as random Fibbies talk about how Haywire's an orphan only 'cause he killed his whole family. Ives announces that he's posting Tweener's updated rap sheet. Let's hope this one has better lyrics than the ones he was stylin' last season. Ba-da-bump!
Speaking of Tweener, I see he managed to smuggle his theme music with him when he escaped from prison. He's somehow managed to nick some new clothes, a scissors and a comb, so he's not quite so recognizable. As Tweener moves through a bus depot, he casually bumps into some cellphone-using lower-management drone. That'll learn the guy for babbling on the phone in public -- Tweener's just lifted his wallet with that move. Remember, he's a virtuoso pickpocket. Tweener then ambles over to a phone booth to see who he'll be now. Answer: Scott Kolbrenner.