Episode Report Card Erin: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Double Your Francie, Double Your Fun
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.03.2003
Oooh! And Kendall's back! He's back there, behind Spy Daddy. Aw. I missed Kendall. I really did. He's snarktastic! And he's especially snarkorrific in this episode, but we'll get to that later.
Syd again declares Will's innocence. Marshall pipes up that the breaches came from Will's access account. Syd's all, someone else could've used the account! Kendall's all, yeah! Totally! Or, you know, WILL COULD HAVE. Spy Daddy's all, or -- and this is one big, fat, whopping OR -- Will Tippin ain't really Will Tippin at all.
Yeah. And here's where we go through the whole "Will's The Clone" thread of this storyline, even though WE all know that he isn't and it's Francinator and it is SUCH a McPlotDevice that I can't even begin to deal with it. I realize they have to do this for dramatic reasons, but it's really annoying when WE'VE all known that Francinator was the second double since, um, that time when Francie got a hole in her head courtesy of, well, herself.
Just in case we forgot the clone storyline, Jack repeats it for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know. Guess what? Francie's the double. Oh, and guess what? Will's not. Can we go now?
Guess not. Kendall informs the troops that they found some gene therapy drug, Provocilian, in Will's car. And yes, before you even ask, I Googled it. No such thing. In any spelling I tried. No idea if it's real or not. Don't give a damn. Will's not the clone. Fuck this storyline.
Vaughn wants to know if they've given Will an ocular scan. No, they haven't, says Jack, but they soon will. No one explains the ocular scan thingy right now, but since Francinator fucked with Will's eyes, you can bet the results of that test are NOT going to be as good as the ones for Will's senior analyst exam. Then Jack drops a rather interesting tidbit into the conversation. A digital recording was found among Will's possessions. The film was recorded with the equipment found in Syd's apartment. Now, what do YOU think is on the recording?
If you guessed, "Syd and Vaughn doin' the nasty after using Calphalon pots and burning dinner," then you win an all-expenses-paid trip to Guadalupe, Mexico. Bring me back some Cuervo.
After Jack announces this, Syd and Vaughn look VERY uncomfortable. They should. Her dad is now familiar with Vaughn's "Oh!" face. Jack glares at them and hands Syd a remote. He leaves. Kendall arches an eyebrow at them; then he leaves. Marshall looks like he wants to stick around for a second or tenth viewing of the thing, but finally he leaves too. Syd and Vaughn switch on the porn and compare notes as to whose ass looks ten pounds heavier on film.