Episode Report Card Potes: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Derailed
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 16 | Aired on 02.14.2007
Back on the Suarez subway, Justin says that it's one minute before curtain, and that this is the worst thing that's ever happened, and he's not exaggerating. See, this is the time when you skip the musical and take your kid to see the frozen homeless crack addicts under the bridge. Instead, Hilda says that Justin knows the musical inside and out, so he isn't really going to miss anything. Justin brats that Santos doesn't know the musical, and then tells Santos that he's sorry. Santos says that he'll live. Justin then gets an idea, and sets the scene for Santos and the rest of the subway. He proceeds to sing "Good Morning Baltimore" to the amusement of some, the bewilderment of others, and the scowling glares of the homophobic and evil. Hilda tells Justin not to dance near the guy with the hand in his coat. Santos just looks embarrassed.
Back at the subway of the ditching, Betty still clearly feels bad. Henry says that he doesn't understand, and then asks if something happened between Betty and Charlie. She says no, and he continues to ask questions, including whether Betty doesn't like Charlie. She says she does like Charlie, but confesses that she likes Henry, too. He asks why Betty didn't tell him, and she asks why he didn't tell her he had a girlfriend. Henry says that it was because she had a boyfriend, and Betty tells him that she broke up with Walter for him. Henry is shocked.
Meanwhile, Daniel is on the phone apologizing. To the nurse at Julie Dwyer's mental hospital. Grace hands him another file, noting that he actually sounds sincere, and would do anything for his father. Daniel says that it's not as if he doesn't regret some of the things he's done in his life. Grace then slowly says that his sadness is kind of a turn-on, jumps on his lap, and plants one on him. She adds that The Chin likes remorse, and rips open his shirt. Even hotter than having sweet love in your office with the formerly ugly but now smokin' girl that you once stood up is having sweet love with someone who refers to herself in the third person. Trust me on that one. As Grace and Daniel go at it, a voice on the other end of the phone receiver -- which Daniel has hastily put down in the name of getting some -- asks if anyone is there. Turns out it's Becks, and that Daniel has just been calling him the whole time. The fact that it got him laid overrules the morally questionable part of it. Becks hears moans and decides to stay on the line because he's creepy like that. But you know you'd do it too. Commercials.