Episode Report Card Potes: A- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT ...Baby One More Time
By Potes | Season 2 | Episode 16 | Aired on 05.08.2008
Meanwhile, Wili is leaving a really nice message for Christina, saying she's worried sick. She hangs up and notes that even she didn't believe it. She tells Marc that this is a bad situation -- if Christina and the baby disappear, they'll have nothing. No return to Mode, and no future for either of them. Marc wonders how this can happen with their rock solid plans and tremendous attractiveness. Wili says this might be their curse -- their attractiveness, and their humanity, of course.
Turns out Christina is with Stuart. She's explained the situation, and says it's the worst thing that could happen. Stuart, however, thinks it might be the best thing. They know that Wili was desperate enough to pay all sorts of money for this -- enough for his operation. So maybe she'll pay more. Wili needs what he calls "that thing" inside of her (Christina notes that "that thing" is going to be a baby), and when people need something, they're weak. Christina needs a vodka tonic right about now, I bet.
We return to the psychiatrist's couch. And if Dateline chose to bust out the old black light right now...well, just trust me when I say it would be worse than a La Quinta bedspread. Daniel and Hot Therapist argue over who seduced whom. Hot Therapist calls her shrink. Daniel buttons his pants and begs for help of the psychological kind as Hot Therapist kicks him out with the advice to go find other women and ruin their lives. Well, that was helpful.
Oh, and then -- Coach Diaz is at Hilda's Beautilities for a free cut. He tells her he didn't mean anything when he said she could use a gym class, because she has a great body. Not that he was looking. When Hilda says that she sometimes gets worked up about Justin, Coach Diaz promises her that he would never do anything to embarrass Justin. Hilda is put at ease by this and there are all sorts of flirty glances in the stylist's mirror. And then Hilda chops into his ear with a pair of scissors. Just be lucky you didn't stop in for a manicure, coach. It's hard to dribble a basketball with only three fingers.
Meanwhile, Betty complains on the phone about the baby shower plates that she ordered, which inexplicably have a picture of Father Time on them. She bumps into Claire and spills the contents of her purse. In all fairness, Claire was walking with her purse open at a 90-degree angle, with all its contents near the front. The whole incident reminds Claire of when she dropped Daniel on his head in a bucket of ice when he was a baby. Well, that explains something. Betty confesses the baby shower ordeal to Claire. Claire gives her a giant pinch and tells her to wake up. The relationship she's in has no future, says Claire, and the sooner she realizes that, the sooner she'll get back to living her life. Claire has really become the voice of wisdom since she sobered up and started a magazine for post-menopausal women! Commercials.