Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 3 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Challenged A
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.06.2012
(Let's discuss it! Aria finally remembers what they're talking about.)
Aria: "You call this time."
Emily: "I've still got glass in my hair!"
Aria: "But I don't know what a Vivian Darkbloom sounds like."
Emily: "She sounds like Alison! Because she was Alison! Just in a wig!"
Aria: "Uh, hellooo! This is Gretchen van Hoosler speaking, I am a bosom friend of Miss Vivian Darkbloom? I fear she may not have received my post of Thursday last, concerning a tea party at which..."
Girl: "Yeah, we got that dumb voicemail and we don't know a Vivian at this number and just to undermine everything I just said, I'm going to aggressively suggest you never call this number again unless you want to be murdered."
Emily: "...That's what you remember Alison talking like?"
Mona Vanderwaal, Woman Of Many Voices: "Will Emily Fields please report immediately to the Vice Principal's office?"
DINNER
Holden: "It's so weird to be here at night! I call food 'grub' sometimes."
Aria: "I can't eat nighttime-lunch with you on account of you are full of lies."
Holden: "That is true, I am chock full of lies and drugs. Hey, are we still going out on our usual Saturday date? I'm really 'hurting' for a 'fix,' if you know what I mean. Of drugs."
Aria: "You gotta give a sister something, dude. This is getting weird."
Holden: "Relax, sweetcheeks. It's all good."
Aria: "No, like, think about a month from now when you OD and they're like, 'Did you notice any suspicious bruises, or like, huge gallon-sized freezer bags full of pills?' and what, I'm gonna be all, 'Yeah, but I sorta had my own shit going on.'"
Holden: "But then who will be your beard?"
Aria: "I'll figure it out."
The Music: Abruptly starts acting like they actually were dating and they actually just broke up. It's weird.
THE ROOF
Oh no, that's why the music, got it. It just started early, on a weird cut from Aria making Intervention faces about ol' Scraggle, so it seemed like it was bridging the scenes. Sorry.
Caleb: "Whine to me."
Hanna: "Done."
Caleb: "I'm going to hack-trace your phone and protocol your Internets, okay?"
Hanna: "Okay, this one time you can hack a phone."
Rustle rustle.
Caleb: "Relax, it's just the ragged creepy plastic sheeting everywhere."
Hanna: "Caleb, trust me when I say we are not alone. There is always at least one ninja listening to every conversation I have."
Caleb: "No, I... Did I ever mention I was homeless for a while?"
Hanna: "Once or twice."
Caleb: "Well, I used to relax out here when I needed to get away from pretty much already being away from it all. I'd come up here on a moonlit night with some snacks and my sad feelings. And then I would turn into a wolf. And nobody ever came up here, it was always just the plastic sheeting."
Hanna: "Well, just hold me until you are proven wrong, and we're both killed."