Episode Report Card Lady Lola: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT When Sitchy Met Tranny
By Lady Lola | Season 2 | Episode 6 | Aired on 09.02.2010
That night, Snooki tries to convince JWOWW and Angelina that they should tell Sammi they wrote the letter. Naturally Angelina is being a punk about it. The Situation heads outside for a minute and overhears their conversation while he's adjusting the lawn furniture (don't even ask). So of course he goes back inside post-haste and tells Sammi the other girls are talking shit about here Quoth Sitch: "When it doesn't have anything to me, I think it's hilarious. I'll just be the bystander playing around. I'll be flipping pancakes while people are punching themselves in the face." So while Sammi starts cursing the other girls inside, Snooki is still outside trying to do what she thinks is best for Sammi, albeit in the most passive-aggressive, bullshit way.
JWOWW finally sees that Snooki won't bend on this topic, so she tells Angelina to bring Sammi out. When Angelina goes in, Sammi snits that she shouldn't have to go out, that they should come to her. Such are the petty politics of morons. It's a miracle as much gets accomplished in the house as it does. Long story short, JWOWW threatens to backhand Sammi (why? not sure?), Snooki claims she's the only good friend in the house, then storms right past those two bitches and into the house... past Sammi, who was the original focus of this discussion.
Instead of everyone clearing the air, Snooki quits that bitch, leaving JWOWW (in a Day-Glo dress, no less) to duke it out with Sammi. Yep, they're fighting. And I have no fucking idea why. Deceit takes its toll, I guess. Basically the fight goes like this:
Sammi: You should talk to me!
JWOWW: Well you should talk to us!
Sammi: Screw you, talk to me!
JWOWW: Well your man's putting his dick in other bitches.
The Situation: Whoa!
I wouldn't think that you could come back from that, but Snooki does, so she comes back to put her two cents in. Sammi thinks that JWOWW and Snooki were her closest friends in the house and were, therefore, obligated to be the bearers of bad news. JWOWW's main response to that is "Fuck you." All the while, Ronnie's all, "But I was single!" Are we sensing a trend here? Same topic, yet three entirely different conversations. This is how stupid people argue. And somehow Sammi still doesn't know who wrote the note. I'd consider that a moot point, but if these kids have anything, it's arbitrary and intense standards. They'll let pretty much anything fly as long as you own it. So when no one fesses up to the note, that's somehow worse than Ronnie himself, who is a filthy, tainted specimen of humanity. Jersey justice! Dun dun.