Episode Report Card Erin: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire!
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 16 | Aired on 02.22.2003
Dude? Three words: Get. Over. It. Twenty years ago, dude. TWENTY YEARS. Move on. Now.
See? Five minutes in and I'm already not into this episode.
Oops Center. Kendall tells a leather-clad Syd and a t-shirt-sporting Vaughn that they have no idea what it was that Sloane stole from the bank, but his trail's gone cold so why don't they all just go out for pizza or something? Syd's all, what, so that's IT? We lost Sloane and that's ALL you can say? Kendall's all, uh, yeah, about that losing Sloane thing -- wasn't he, like, in YOUR custody for a bit? Syd's all, whuh? Who? How? Kendall's all, yeah, maybe you should think about how you had that piece of shit in your hands and you CHOSE not to take him down before you go all girly on my ass, okay? Glass houses? Stones? Not a good combo, sister. Syd's all, don't you get officious and overbearing on me, you obnoxiously bald bastard. Vaughn's all, okay, honey? You're getting that sound in your voice that makes my skin crawl. Could we just keep our minds on the whole "Sloane's building a weapon" idea and leave the bitch session back in the bedroom where it belongs? Syd's all, mind your own business, pansy-ass. Kendall? Perhaps you should consider that Sloane beat us because he had, oh, I don't know, SATELLITE SURVEILLANCE? Hello? We're the fucking CIA and we couldn't even tax one bird for this little shindig in Switzerland? They shout and bicker and finally Kendall's all, we're doing everything we can possibly do. Syd's all, nuh-uh, dude. Not even close. Then there's one of those moments where nothing is said, but Kendall looks at Syd, Syd looks at Kendall, Vaughn looks at Syd, Vaughn looks at Kendall, Kendall looks at Vaughn, Syd looks at Kendall, Kendall stares at his navel. Seriously. It's like seven minutes long.
Satan Sloane's Silo of Secrecy. Sloane enters and gets all persnickety on my ex-boyfriend Sark. He's all, how's the weapon thing going? Sarkie's all, it's going, dude. Sloane's all, I'm going to talk about Christian Slater for a second here, so we all remember that he was in the last episode, but he had to attend a Mobsters reunion this weekend, so he couldn't actually BE here. Oh, and make sure that, once the weapon's assembled, you get Slater the hell away from it, okay? Sarkie's all, uh, DUH. Oh, and would you mind taking a step back, dude? I'm all for HoYay and everything but, dude? Your breath is atrocious. What, did you eat an entire can of anchovies or something? Yuck, man. Just yuck. Sarkie announces that he'll perform the preliminary test himself. Sloane's all, you do that. Sarkie's all, uh, what'd I just say? Sloane's all, yeah, well, just see that you DO. Sloane leaves, and Sark just looks after him with this expression of, I am SO going to kick your ass once I get back together with Spy Mommy, you ferret-y little monster. Oh, and David Anders? Yum-o-licious. His hair is so artfully tousled that it looks like he just woke up and rolled over and started doing lovely little things to my belly button with his tongue...