Episode Report Card Drunken Bee: B+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Of The Souls Of Strippers
By Drunken Bee | Season 1 | Episode 16 | Aired on 02.13.2007
In La Dee Da I'm White and Cute Land, Matt seeks out Julie, who has been waiting for the bus with her mom, and is wrapped up in a cozy plaid blanket. She tells him that she was worried about him on the field, and then Matt utters quite possibly the most endearing words ever: "Aw, you don't need to worry about me. In a fight, I kinda just stand in the back and yell stuff." Now THAT'S the kind of boy you marry. Julie smiles because she looooves him. He hands her the necklace (that he has apparently been keeping in the back pocket of his lycra football knickers?) and she is touched, especially because it's her birthstone. Matt suppresses a smile of pride and then says, "Look, we've been kinda goin' out for a while , but we never really made it official...Will you be my girlfriend?" Julie smiles and then leans in and kisses him, and we see that he's got some kind of gross jock burn on his neck, but we don't care because beyond Julie's smooching head we can tell that Matt is wearing an adorable smile, and we all shout together, "Racism who? Matt and Julie TGETHR 4EVA!!!!!111!!!!!"