Episode Report Card Couch Baron: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Get Down! Woogy Oogy Oogy!
By Couch Baron | Season 1 | Episode 15 | Aired on 02.23.1999
I am light
I am one too strong to fight
Return to dark where shadows dwell
You cannot have this Halliwell
As soon as she starts speaking, beacons of light start swirling in the basement. Phoebe continues:
Go away, and leave my sight
And take with you this endless night.
Not bad -- big surprise that Grams wrote it. The Woogy lets out an electronic howl and gets sucked back down. The light closes the rift in the floor, and all the damage to the house fixes itself. Boy, they should remember this spell for all times they're going to trash the Manor. It's better than Raige's stupid seen/unseen spell any day. The photo of Grams is restored, and Phoebe, spent, sits on the basement stairs as her sisters comfort her.
Piper goes to see Josh. Why? No reason. He tells her that Professor Manners is better, although she's being censured by the university, and he's covering her classes, like, NO ONE CARES. Josh gives Piper a bottle of the wine that caused me to cry, and do we ever see him again? No? That's what I thought.
Attic. The Ps clean up as Prue exposits that Andy got a two-week suspension. Phoebe worries about her dark side, and wonders if she's more susceptible to evil than her sisters. Considering that you end up being Queen of the Underworld, I'm going to tentatively check the "yes" box, Feebs. Piper theorizes that Phoebe's the most connected to the house because she was born there. Phoebe says she could "go either way," so we finally have an explanation for her Season Six hair. Piper points out that the Woogy could come back again, so Prue suggests they make their first addition to the Book of Shadows, and smilingly hands the pen to Phoebe. Tinkly music plays as we fade out, and I need to go brush my teeth. For about a month.