Episode Report Card Joe R: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Cankles
By Joe R | Season 3 | Episode 11 | Aired on 10.21.2007
Shifting, then, to children who Nancy isn't doing such a hot job of parenting, we see Shane has been assigned the task of wiring the house for security. Andy comes outside to find him on a ladder installing a camera above the front door. Andy thinks it's pretty cool and asks if Shane could possibly point one at the next-door neighbor's college-aged daughter's bedroom. Oh, Andy -- you lovable potential statutory rapist. Of course, he redeems himself via Shane, as always; he tells him that Judah was also good at stuff like this, building and installing things. Andy, for his part, took the opposite road and blew things up and destroyed things, which he laments doesn't have much real-world application if you're not a terrorist. Shane says that's not true: "You could do special effects for movies, blow tunnels through mountains, building demolition, mining. Blowing shit up is not just for terrorists, don't let them take that away from you!" Awesome. Sanjay rolls up looking, as Andy so complimentarily says, mighty gay today. Shane notes that his friend Isabelle is a lesbian, and Sanjay says if he runs into her at North Valley Gay Pasta Night, he'll say "hey." Sanjay's here to make a buy, which makes it super unfortunate that Val's P.I. is across the street in a van, taking photos.
Celia's used her car's navigation system to guide her to the desolate warehouse parking lot outside Aguatecture. She storms in the front door and finds Heylia and Vaneeta at the front desk. OH MY GOD, Celia and Heylia are occupying the same space and time! By my calculations, Celia has six minutes to get out of there before the entire universe bursts apart from the excess kick-assedness. Celia starts off with a bang by asking, "Where's your owner?" before amending that to "Where's the owner?" She wants to know what goes on here. Heylia smoothly tries to stonewall Celia by explaining the simple concept of fountains shaped like houses. "Aguatecture," she taglines, "you're soaking in it." Heh. Celia gets more imperious and snippy, wondering who the hell would want these tacky-ass fountains. Vaneeta finally gets up and suggests that if Celia's too good for a fountain house, she should get the fuck up on out. Celia continues snooping, saying she wants to look at what's in the back, lying that she needs to use the bathroom, etc. Heylia finally steps in front of her, saying she's all alone in a strange place and she's best think it through. Celia gathers as much haughtiness as she can muster and starts to walk out when Conrad steps out of the back. Celia, of course, recognizes him immediately as Nancy's "carpenter," but it's unclear whether Conrad knows who she is right away. Celia's all, "Well this is interesting," and she leaves. Vaneeta and Heylia turn to Conrad looking like they're gonna want some answers and quick.