Episode Report Card Kim: D | 2 USERS: C- YOU GRADE IT The Depths
By Kim | Season 2 | Episode 4 | Aired on 10.16.1999
ALG: Is it true that you blame Felicity for betraying your trust?
Julie: Yes.
ALG: And unless I misinterpret your song, which had a lovely melody by the way...
Crazy Bald Guy: Objection! He's leading the witness! Sorry.
ALG: Is it true that you have since moved in with that same man?
Julie: Yes.
ALG: So how is it that you would forgive him, but not your supposed best friend?
Felicity: That is a good question!
Ruby and Knoll are at the museum. Knoll tells a story about how he and his friend Felix made a bet that whoever ate less in a night would have to pay for all of the food for both of them. So they went to a restaurant and each ate five double cheeseburgers and were feeling sick. Then Felix picked up a french fry and ate one bite. Knoll got so grossed out that he threw up, which made Felix throw up. Ruby and Knoll laugh and then Ruby asks if he wants to go get a burger, or something. Knoll says anything but a burger. I really don't know what the point of that whole scene was, except to gross me out. Plus I liked that story better when Wil Wheaton told it in Stand By Me.
The title tells us that it is now 5:15 PM and they have been underground for three and a half hours. Felicity is telling Sally that she doesn't know if it was "cabin fever, lack of oxygen, or if they were stuck with the strangest strangers of all time, but it became a free-for-all." We see all the passengers discussing Julie and Felicity's case. Annoying Vendor Guy asks who Ben is again, and everyone groans and yells at him. Young Hip Guy says that Julie knew that Felicity liked Ben for years. Julie says, "So?" and Young Hip Guy says that it shouldn't have been a surprise that she went with him. Ditzy Blonde Lady says (kind of out of nowhere) that her friends before college are still her friends today. Julie says it's not like that for her because she had a lot of boyfriends in high school, but no girl friends. Creepy Greasy Guy speaks up and says that Julie was a sex toy. Julie gets all offended and he says that he's not passing judgment. He's dated women like her, and "I applaud you, baby." Julie says that Felicity was her first real best friend so she was surprised that she did what she did. Everyone murmurs agreement. Felicity says that not only did she not have any girl friends in high school, she didn't have a boyfriend either. Loser! Ha, I'm just kidding.