Episode Report Card Pamie: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Heat Wave
By Pamie | Season 3 | Episode 4 | Aired on 11.14.1999
They are now in Billy's office, and Georgia is as furious as her back-seat personality will allow. Georgia asks if she's even nineteen yet. Billy insists that Sally was the best candidate for the job and that certainly she shouldn't be "penalized for being attractive." Ooh, "penalized." That's almost "penis." Workin' it in, David. Workin' it in. Good job. Georgia tries to put her pussy foot down as she declares that Sally will not be working for her. She reminds all of us that she is Billy's wife. Billy says that they aren't at home -- they are at the office. She says that home "will be hell" for him. Billy tells her that he'll just spend more time at the office. Woof. Georgia drops open her mouth so she can do that neck swivel thing that she does whenever she's had just about enough of something. This is usually followed by her storming out of the room but this time Billy get the last word by asking, "You gonna hit me again?" Instead of just hitting him, Georgia narrows her eyes and gives him a good squinting. Ow.
Back at Pigs R Us, the group is restating why they are all at the group. "To develop a greater sensitivity to women, their needs --" Billy starts ranting in a Fish echo telling the group that they feel like they are failing at their relationships because the women are letting them feel that way. He insists that women are in a relationship for the communication and that men are in it for the sex, and that if women aren't constantly trying to improve the sex in the relationship then they are letting their side of the bargain down. The pigs all start nodding and grunting, because that's all they do. They seem to agree with both sides of the coin here, so I think maybe this is really a co-dependency group. The group leader is getting upset as Billy stands even higher on his soapbox to conclude that the women that they've had the best relationships with were the ones they treated the worst. Women like men to treat them like property. "We need to take back our lives!" Norma Rae shouts out as the group leader puts up the two-handed "calm down, mister" signal. "My wife's a total bitch," Pig Number Three shouts out. "They don't like being dominated -- well why the hell should we?" Billy shouts like he's Rocky friggin' Balboa. "Adrian! Make me a turkey sandwich!" Billy gets the crowd stomping and hooting and -- for some reason -- clapping in a beat that is echoed by an organ starting up like it's the top of the ninth inning. Billy high-fives everyone in a circle as they keep shouting and cheering until the circle jerk comes to a climax.