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By Gwen | Season 3 | Episode 11 | Aired on 02.06.2000
Tim tells Judge Raymond Norway that Fish & Cage is a firm dominated by sex -- interoffice sex. John maintains that Georgia is looking to lash out at the firm because she's unable to sue Billy in this no-fault state. The judge adjourns until two o'clock, which is the Magic Hour Until Which These Things Are Always Adjourned, in case you hadn't noticed. Ally wears a hideous beige and black plaid pantsuit as she says, "If I could only get her alone." Then what, Ally? You'd use your pretend friendship with Georgia to persuade her to drop the suit? And then you'd get a bonus, right? Or is it that Billy would be grateful enough to stay after work and talk about unicorns every single day? She stands really close to Ling and asks her to help distract Tim. "How?" purrs Ling, as they look down towards each other's breasts. Maybe she's hoping to kiss Ally some more this weekend.
Ling trips Tim in the hall, leaving Ally free to jump into the elevator with Georgia. Ally hits the emergency stop button. Man, I hope she gets arrested when they get out. Georgia points out that she's represented by counsel. Ally says, "Yeah, yeah. What are you doing?" Georgia only shakes her head a little, waiting for the brainwashing. Ally starts babbling about Georgia's filing a lawsuit only because she hates her life. Georgia wimpily argues that the firm does have an influence on them all. She says that two years ago everyone there called Ally "Drooly Andrews," whatever that means. Now Ally can't even go to a car wash without jumping somebody, says Gerbil. Ally makes her trademarked "I can't believe you're speaking to me this way when all I've done is irritate and backstab you!" face. CGI steam comes out of her nose, accompanied by a passive-aggressive giggle. Then she comes out with some supposed-to-be-pithy remark about how two years ago Georgia wasn't one to turn on her friends. True. True. She certainly wasn't one to keep her friends from fawning on her husband. But what was the point of bringing that up? Georgia does the gritty smile while pouty Ally re-starts the elevator. Georgia, you are so lame. You had the perfect opportunity to beat the tar out of Ally scot-free, and you WASTED it.
Richard is telling Tim and the judge that all attractive women are sex objects. Then we hear about wattles and knee pits. John objects. His Honor just wants to get through this. Richard reveals that he has a unisex restroom in the office so that "[they] can all go together when [they] go," whatever that means. The soundtrack's cowbell acts like that's amusing.