Episode Report Card Djb: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Poo II: While Poo Were Sleeping
By Djb | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 06.26.2004
But it still didn't stop you from cooking my dog
And then, on the inside of the card, all alone and perfectly centered: "I'm sorry you're crazy."
Joe starts to apologize for Condomgate the night before, and Brenda tells him not to worry. But he wants to worry, continuing on to say that he used to think he has trouble performing, but discovered that he doesn't have a problem at all when "people role-play...I really like that dynamic, like, when one person is...dominant and the other person is more sub...I'm actually not explaining this well." Brenda puts the kibosh on this discussion better than she ever has even put on a condom, walking out of the room complaining, "I know everybody has their thing...I was hoping that we could have normal sex." Joe asks, "Normal sex?" She explains that fantasies and drugs seem not like sex but are really "an escape from sex." He tells her he'll put some thought into "his normal side," and she tells him that she has to go to sleep now and that, well, he should go away. Joe is confused because he hasn't been watching this show as long as we have. Joe, for future reference: "normal sex" means "sex with not Brenda."
Anita and Claire lie on Claire's bed, Anita with her hands over her face moaning that everything is "spinning." Claire asks if she's going to throw up, and I say that's just one of the occupational hazards when you end up with The Stache in your mouth. Anita tells Claire she can't believe she made out with Russell, and Claire tries to change the subject to Edie's lesbianism before Anita requests a garbage can at her bedside because if there are any fluids we haven't seen spew from bizarre locations yet on this show, this is the last box the needs to be checked.
Downstairs, Rico falls asleep on the desk and wakes up in the world's most transparent stress dream ever. Rico watches Rico sit on a couch wearing just his boxers, as above him hangs a crucified Infiniti. I'm calling her that for the purposes of this dream sequence, because that's her name when you can see her titties, right? Anyway, her arms are pinned in a Christ-y fashion, and her exposed breasts are bleeding from the bottom. Vanessa, meanwhile, stands to her side wearing chaste robes. Shot of priest. Shot of Vanessa having a baby. Shot of Infiniti pouring oil all over Rico's feet. Shot of Infiniti giving Rico a big ol' BJ. These distractions are sure to take a toll on Rico's job performance. Like the fact that it seems like he's forgotten to conduct the funeral for that poor dead girl from the opening credits.