Episode Report Card Pamie: B+ | 2 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Lorelai Gets Laid
By Pamie | Season 4 | Episode 10 | Aired on 01.19.2004
Rory is asleep in her bed. Paris comes home, wanting to chat with Rory, so she makes as much noise as possible as she enters the room, slamming the door, sighing, and making a general racket. Rory pretends to be asleep. Paris tells Rory that it's "late, late, late, late, late, late, late." She asks Rory if she wants to know where Paris was. Rory says she doesn't. Paris says she lost track of time, and should probably remember to take her watch. Rory rolls over in her bed. Paris says she didn't think it would go that late tonight, and that she had quite a night. Rory says she doesn't want to know where she was, what she was doing, or whom she was doing it with. She says she covered for Paris with Doyle, so tomorrow she has to tell Doyle her aunt died, or whatever. Rory says she doesn't want anything to do with any of this or what she was doing or whom she was doing it with -- "Especially who." Rory plops back down to her pillow. There's a beat, and then Paris beams, "I smell like pipe tobacco." Hee! Rory moans and covers her head with her pillow. I love Paris.
Morning. Lorelai finds Digger dressed, watching the news, sipping coffee, and making breakfast. Lorelai is wearing her dress from last night. Walk of Shame! Walk of Shame! She says hello to Cyrus. Digger asks if she'd still find him attractive if he were poor. Lorelai says she wouldn't. Lorelai says she watched The Daily Show, had the best sleep of her life, and then got up and watched Fast Times at Ridgemont High while having a vanilla-scented Jacuzzi bath. Huh. What time is it? Digger says he was hoping the look on her face was from sex with him. "No, it was the Jacuzzi bath," Lorelai beams. They kiss. Lorelai pours herself some coffee and asks if they can not sleep together again tonight. Digger carries their breakfast to the table. She compliments all the food he made. Digger says that once he doesn't need to impress her anymore, it's back to cornflakes and beer. Lorelai eats her eggs and compliments them. Lorelai says she doesn't want to tell Emily and Richard about them just yet. Digger doesn't understand. Lorelai says that nothing's simple with her and her parents, and that it's best if they don't know, since it's none of their business. Digger says that these things have a way of coming out. Lorelai says she never slips up. She thinks it's weird, since he's in business with Richard, who won't get used to this. Digger says that secrets are exhausting, and that you always have to watch everything you say. Digger, check out the past four seasons of this show. Lorelai says she's always watching everything she says around her parents anyway. Digger suggests that they tell one of her parents. Lorelai promises that they'll tell them eventually, but not now. Digger agrees, since they are her parents. She asks if she can feed some bacon to Cyrus. Digger asks Cyrus if he wants some bacon. Cyrus moves one ear, kinda. "That is one strange dog, Jason," Lorelai says. "Yep," Digger concurs.