Episode Report Card Aaron: D+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT I'm not dead yet! (It's just a flesh wound.)
By Aaron | Season 2 | Episode 10 | Aired on 05.04.2002
Aaron: [Cough. Hack. Yawn.] Huh? What? Well helloooooooooo, ladies. How YOU doin?
Jessica, Strega, and Sars: Ew.
Sars: We're just here for the recap. It's nine o'clock.
Strega: And for the love of God and all that's holy, would you PLEASE put on some pants!
Sars: I know. That's just…
Aaron: Impressive?
Sars: Well, I was going to go with "explains a lot," but you go ahead and stick with whatever it takes to get you through the day.
Aaron: You know, I'm not really feeling the love here.
Jessica: Yeah, and don't expect us to start feeling your love anytime soon, either. In fact, you need to get out. Now.
Aaron: But…but this is MY apartment.
Strega: We don't care.
Aaron: Now THAT'S depressing.