Episode Report Card Sara M: C- | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Thanks for Nothing
By Sara M | Season 9 | Episode 10 | Aired on 11.21.2004
Kevin and some old guy who's supposed to be an undercover cop approach a drug dealer. Kevin gets a page from the station, but old guy tells him to take care of it after their big bust.
Simon paces the waiting room of the "Womens [sic] Clinic," which is filled to bursting with gigantically pregnant women. He checks his watch.
After the commercial, "Simon Le Bon" is called to the front desk. Simon walks up and says that his girlfriend won't be joining him, and is there a snack machine around? Because he's Hungry Like The Wolf. Front Desk Lady tells him to have a seat somewhere in this Ordinary World of Planet Earth and not to Come Undone because one of the counselors will be with him shortly. Simon surveys his choice of seating options, and all of them are adjacent to what appear to be sinfully pregnant Girls On Film. He ends up next to one, who tells him that he doesn't look pregnant. Simon gets flustered, and she introduces herself. Her name is Rio, and she dances on the sand. He introduces himself a Simon Le Bon, and it turns out that Duran Duran is a well-known group in the sinful bastard mother community because she sees right through Simon's fake identity. Simon says that he's there for advice from someone who isn't a Camden. And maybe someone can Save A Prayer for him as well. Okay, that's the last time I'll do that, I swear. But only because I'm pretty sure I ran out of Duran Duran singles. The woman obviously knows the Camdens because she tells Simon he's "smart" to come to the clinic before talking to his family. Simon says that if he was smart he wouldn't have gotten his girlfriend pregnant. And if he was smarter, he'd know that she was TOTALLY LYING about being pregnant. Rio tells Simon that his girlfriend is "lucky" that the father of her child cares this much. Front Desk Lady pages him.
Nurse gives Lucy an IV, and Matt checks the bag, asking if perhaps Dr. Klein would like to start Lucy on tributaline before magnesium. Lucy becomes alarmed, and the nurse tells her that Dr. Klein ordered magnesium and Matt can leave her alone. Matt asks to speak to Dr. Klein personally and the nurse leaves to get him, casting a few annoyed glances at Matt on her way out. Lucy starts to freak out that Dr. Klein is giving her the wrong medicine and tries to pull the IV out of her arm. Nice going, Matt. Dr. Klein comes in and tells Lucy that magnesium is the right medicine in Lucy's case. He then reassures her that he, unlike Matt, actually completed medical school, so he knows what he's doing and could he speak to Matt outside? Lucy wants them stay in the room because she doesn't want there to be any secrets because even during a medical emergency she's nosy as hell, to which Dr, Klein responds that he'd rather save Matt the embarrassment of a "public flogging."