Episode Report Card Sara M: B | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT This Show Is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-ZZZ
By Sara M | Season 20 | Episode 6 | Aired on 03.24.2010
After the unnecessary commercial break, Li'l Russell OF COURSE stands up and says he's going to take the target off his back. No one seems impressed or surprised. In fact, Rob and Sandra are quite pleased that the hidden idol is out of the game for now. Li'l Russell walks up to Probst with the idol, but instead of handing it to him, says "no, not this way," and stands in front of everyone to make his stupid camera-hogging speech about how Douche always says that loyalty, honor, and trust are important. Not self-preservation or brains, though, as he then gives the immunity idol to Parvati, who can't believe her good luck. She thanks him, takes the idol, and hands it to Probst, who declares that it is good. "Such a gentleman," Parvati says to Li'l Russell as she sits back down. I'll bet Li'l Russell's wife would beg to differ, though. Probst says any votes cast against Parvati will not count, and congratulates Li'l Russell on his "bold move." Hey, remember a few seasons back when a guy gave up immunity to a woman and Probst couldn't stop talking about how stupid he was? Well, this is pretty much the same thing, but since Probst is in love with Li'l Russell and knows that this outcome will be different, he thinks it's awesome. Li'l Russell gets the first two votes, and he looks like he's going to be sick while Rob looks prematurely triumphant. Oh, but then Parvati gets four votes, which means someone didn't vote the way he was supposed to. Rob does some mental math and starts to look worried. But they're probably all still thinking that the fourth Parvati vote is Danielle trying to save her own ass and not too worried. Tyson then gets two votes. With one vote left, it's either Li'l Russell going home tonight, which would be so awesome since he gave up immunity to save his crush Parvati and will then look like a dumbass, or Tyson, which will make Li'l Russell look like the Supreme Lord Being of Survivor. And guess what? The last vote is indeed for Tyson. Someone in the majority alliance is a moron. Parvati and Danielle sit there giggling and wondering what the hell just happened. Li'l Russell shakes his head and smiles, so impressed with himself. And Tyson leaves the game earlier than he really should have yet again, which is fine with me since I don't know why they brought him back for this season in the first place. While Parvati can't believe she's still in this game, Rob is really angry. Even Probst's promise of hot dogs and soda fails to cheer him up.