Episode Report Card Couch Baron: C+ | 5 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Tuesday Night Lights
By Couch Baron | Season 3 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.16.2006
Outside, Logan pulls up and hops out of his car. It's true that I think Veronica's reasons for being mad at him are pretty flimsy so far, but even if they weren't, I'd think the fact that he's ditched the horrid yellow abomination in favor of a black Range Rover would mean that just about everything past, present, and future would be forgiven. Veronica mentions that Keith told her she has a thing for bad boys, probably in reference to Weevil, and segues into bringing up what Dick told her about the five-minute walk, but Logan replies, "Dick's idea of five minutes is like, one. Ask Madison Sinclair." That certainly jibes with her comment about moving on to "longies." And now that I'm cross-referencing Madison's sex life, I think I'll finish up quickly so I can go join Beaver on the pavement. After some debate about whether Logan's a bad boy, he suggests that they see if Noam Chomsky might be reading the Havana phone book that night. Heh. Veronica says she'll be stuck at work, but he's welcome to drop by, and Logan agrees that a "G-rated booty call in the library" could be on the menu. Geez, even Ross Geller went a lot further than that in the stacks.
Veronica is knocking on Mac's door, but there's no one there. A blonde girl tells her that Mac and Parker left wearing workout gear. I'd guess a self-defense class? Not that I wouldn't love to see Mac doing jazzercise, but it seems slightly less likely. Kurt, who's approximately eighteen feet taller than Veronica, and Trish appear, and Veronica fills them in on the fiasco with the printer. They pedeconference until they go into Trish's room to discover that someone's left a painting on her bed. Trish thinks it must have been "Art Show Larry," as they went out the year before. Kurt is somewhat displeased that Larry is semi-stalking his girlfriend (and nice security, with the rapes and all), and more so that Larry wrote her a poem in which he referred to Kurt as a "meathead." Kurt: "'Meathead'? I thought he liked me." Heh. Trish informs him that Larry doesn't so much like him as hate him, and Veronica suggests that maybe Larry's the one that stole his playbook. Kurt looks confused and constipated -- I mean, "does his best Duncan imitation."
Weevil has taken a bunch of photos, and is convinced that it's not the security guard who's stealing, but the driver. Keith is bored, because he's gained his reputation as a great PI by always taking things at face value. So Weevil has to take Keith through the photos one by one, explaining his reasoning like Perry Mason talking to a dimwitted juror, until Keith is forced to admit that Weevil did some good work. Weevil's all punchy from glee and lack of sleep, so Keith gives him another assignment involving possible abuse, but orders him to get some sleep first. And if he doesn't get enough, he can always asks Piz what place in town has the most potent coffee.