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By Maggie | Season 3 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.14.2000
Meghan brings a bag full of the stuff that Sean asked for to his hospital room. She hands him a Kit Kat and remarks that they actually are Kosher. Sean thanks her and remarks that she's "certainly done [her] mitzvah for the day." Meghan doesn't want thanks, she just wants repayment because everything cost her $160 which includes the ten percent discount she got for "telling the guy at the Judaica store" that she was converting to "Judyism." I'm pretty sure she means Judaism, but she pronounces the word as "Judyism." Sean is surprised to hear that she's converting until she confesses that she only said it to get the discount. Sean asks if she would ever consider converting, and she answers, "Sean, I'm not converting to Judyism just because you lost a nut." Sean decides then and there to break up with Meghan because he's a "deeply religious Jew" and she's a "practicing witch," and he wants his kids to be Jewish and not "Jewitch." Meghan stares at him in disbelief then she gathers her stuff, including the wine she brought him, and leaves.
Tracy waltzes into Elena's room and demands, "Is it true?" Elena immediately starts apologizing. Tracy makes it clear that he's talking about Dr. McGrath, which confuses Elena, but she manages to recover in time. He tells her about the long list of "girls his assistant says [Dr. McGrath's] been with" and expresses his dismay that she never told him about it because they tell each other everything. Elena looks like she could do some projectile vomiting, and she apologizes some more. Tracy calms down and says he won't take it "too serious [sic]."
At the loft, Felicity helps Ben get ready for a visit from his dad. A moment later, his dad is at the door, bearing Chinese food. Felicity takes the food, and Jack Tripper makes a comment about Ben's appearance. Ben responds that he looks worse than he feels, and Jack says, "I wish I could say the same," which elicits a forced laugh from Felicity. Ben thanks his father for the basketball net, and his father thanks him for letting him stop by. Ben tells him to thank Felicity, and Jack says, "She's my liaison, to whom I'm deeply indebted." Felicity forces a smile.
Now Jack is running toward the hoop and doing that dumb sportscaster self-commentary thing where he says stuff like, "He fakes left, he fakes right. Oh, heartbreaker! It's off the rim." He tosses the ball to Ben who wisely guesses that they're boring Felicity. Ben gets up to get a painkiller despite Felicity's offers to get it for him. Jack takes the opportunity to apologize and explain that he's never done anything like that before, "even when [he] was drinking." He tells her that talking to her made him really hopeful. Felicity squirms and whispers, "This is really uncomfortable for me." He thanks her for not telling Ben who walks back into the room, asking, "What's the score?" Jack says, "You're up four points. Your girlfriend just made two incredible bank shots." Ben smiles and says, "She's the best," to which Jack says, "Yes she is." Felicity just looks down at her lap. I think that if lying still comes so easily to Jack then he isn't fully rehabilitated yet.