Episode Report Card LTG: B | 2 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Uterus? No, Uteryou!
By LTG | Season 3 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.01.2006
George is strapping a fetal heartrate monitor onto Noel, telling her that having two uteruses is pretty cool. It's kind of like a super power. He also tells them that the two of them being engaged is cool. Noel tells George that Greg had to talk her into it. How romantic! Greg tells George, "From the first moment I saw Noel, I was ham." George politely nods at this, and then does a doubletake: "Did you just say 'ham'?" Greg explains his breakfast theory of love: "You're either ham or eggs. You've gotta ask yourself in every situation, are you the chicken, or are you the pig?" Because the chicken makes a contribution to a lovely breakfast of ham and eggs, but the pig makes the ultimate sacrifice to bring you that glorious meal. And then George gets it.
Mark (née McSteamy) calls out Alex's name and asks him if he's free. Mark has a cell phone pressed up against his ear. Alex, thinking he's about to get put on some interesting plastics case, tells Mark that he is free. So Mark hands him the phone, telling him that he's on hold with the DMV to deal with transferring his license to Washington, and asking him to deal with it. Alex: "Thanks for thinking of me, sir." And then Alex dials the phone before pressing it against his ear. Wasn't Mark on hold? Why did Alex dial the phone? George walks up, and Alex asks him how it feels to be doing the scutwork on the OB/GYN rotation. George: "Oh, I've got a patient who was born with and is pregnant in two uteruses. Two uteruses. Jealous?" Alex claims not to be, but he's clearly a big liar. George leaves, and Nancy walks up to Alex to ask if she really just heard that there's a patient with two uteruses. Alex has no idea who she is, but then Mark sees her and calls out, "Nancypants?" She calls him a loser and hugs him. She asks him if he's trying to torture Derek by moving to Seattle, and Mark tells her that he can't give up on his friendship with Derek, who is his family. He continues, "Plus, I needed a change of pace. Plus, I slept with my tennis partner's wife and he went out and bought a gun." I'm not an advocate of violence, but I think everyone's life would be greatly simplified if that tennis partner would take the gun and shoot off Mark's junk. And then Addison sees Nancy and excitedly runs over to give her a hug. Addison immediately realizes that Nancy's mother must have sent her out to check up on Derek. And then Derek, at the other end of the corridor, sees his three favorite people in the world talking to each other. Nancy calls him over, but he just walks away. She calls his name and runs after him. But not before telling Addison that she wants to see the two uteruses. After she leaves, Mark and Addison both sigh about how much they miss her.