Episode Report Card DeAnn Welker: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Strip Tease
By DeAnn Welker | Season 6 | Episode 12 | Aired on 12.13.2012
Next day, Snooki comes back over and wants to spend as much time as she can since the summer with her roommates is coming to an end. They all sit around and discuss what to do next week. They decide a bonfire on the beach. Vinny says they're not just eight people being drunk together. Uh, really? What show is he watching? He says they're a family, and they're going to party one last time. Mike wonders if he should invite Paula, and Pauly says if he does, he's not going. Ron tells him to shit or get off the pot.
During a commercial break, we find out that Snooki apparently gives birth on the new season of Snooki & JWOWW. Poor Lorenzo. But it's not like he ever had a chance at a normal life. And the deleted scene is all about them eating ice cream. Only, instead of putting them back in the freezer, Mike dumps it all on the floor. If I wanted to watch people drop ice cream, couldn't I just do it at home? And MTV wouldn't pay me thousands of dollars to do it.
The guys all head out for GTL or something, while Sam prepares Sunday dinner. She can't believe how crazy it is that this is their last Sunday dinner in the house. Sam and Snooki can't open a bottle of wine, and Deena can't figure it out either. There are like a million baby bottles on the counter, too. Maybe left over from the shower. The guys get back home, and can't believe they smell a home-cooked meal and see more than one woman in the kitchen. Deena mocks them for GTL'ing all day. Which is rich, considering the guys usually cook. Ron helps Sam finish cooking, and they serve up their meal. Everyone's like, "Thanks, Rammi." Snooki is disappointed Sam can cook now because she an Sam used to be the worst cooks, and now it's apparently just her.
They wonder what they're all doing tonight, and Snooki says she thought Mike was stripping. He says it usually takes him awhile to put together a routine, but he'll work on it. Vinny doesn't want to see it, but thinks it might be such a disaster, it might be worth it. MVP and R go upstairs to practice a routine with him. Vinny says no one cares about the stripping; it's all about the presentation and the storyline. Mike's stripper name is Vito Dorato (his actual first pet and street he grew up on). They set up a bubble machine, mess with the lights, and Pauly's going to DJ. Sam is not happy when Ron brings out their handcuffs because they were saving those for the bedroom. Anyway, Ron handcuffs Jenni to a chair. She says none of the other girls would step up, so she's taking one for the team.