Episode Report Card M. Giant: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Plot Quickens
By M. Giant | Season 5 | Episode 11 | Aired on 03.05.2006
Hey, remember McSibling and her Loser Boyfriend? Looks like he's plumbed new depths of loserdom, as he's now kneeling on his apartment floor, bound and gagged. I could get used to seeing him shut up like that. But before I get a chance to really enjoy it, Fucked-up Accent Guy shoots him in the head, execution-style. McSibling, similarly restrained, screams through her gag, and gets a bullet of her own seconds later. Looks like he forgot to hit the ATM after all. Now that it's just Fucked-up Accent Guy and the two corpses, he calls Bierko to report that he's secured the keycard. Excuse me, "keycaRRRRd." He says he'll be able to reprogram it in five minutes, whereupon he'll be able to access CTU. "Good," says Bierko. It's 6:00:00, and we go directly from the ticking clock right into the next episode's graphic violence warning. Which is really helpful if you're trying to avoid that kind of thing, as long as you didn't just flip over at 8:59 and watch two people get shot in the head.