Episode Report Card Pamie: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Season Fi-wha?
By Pamie | Season 1 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.09.2001
"Or, perhaps angels have no names." What I like about the trailer for A Knight's Tale is that they let me know in the first three seconds that I will hate and despise every minute of the film. I wish they'd stop trying to appeal to me by playing Garbage in the background. I don't ruin the crap they love by putting it near my good writing.
Chilton. The bell rings, and the hallway fills with girls in uniform. Wait, I had this dream before. Philllipppe finds Rory at her locker and tells her that she should decorate it. She says that she has. He says that she should maybe decorate it with things "other than a bunch of dead, black-and-white women." Rory compliments his naked picture of the Siamese twins. He holds up two tickets to PJ Harvey. She says that he has good taste in music. "You're into PJ Harvey, right?" he asks. Rory asks how he knew that. "Well, I'm all-knowing," he explains. "How godlike," Rory responds. Philllipppe says that one of the tickets is for her. Rory says that she doesn't think they should go to a concert together because that would seem like a date. Philllipppe says that's because it would be a date. Rory says that she can't date him. Philllipppe says he gives her permission. "And on that humble note," Rory says, and walks off. She walks into Louisa, Fraulein, and Paris. Fraulein asks to borrow her biology notes. Rory says that she can, but that she doesn't have them on her; she'll bring them tomorrow. Fraulein thanks her three times. Paris says she's allowed to thank her one more time. Fraulein does. Not really quirky here -- more tedious than anything. Rory walks away as Fraulein tells the other two girls that she's decided she's now completely into Judy Garland after having watched the TV movie on her. Louisa says she thinks they used her mother's medicine cabinet in that movie. Fraulein says that Judy Garland was the Courtney Love of her day. "Show me a trend and I'll show you Madeline," says Paris. Fraulein asks whether Judy Garland is trendy. Louisa says that Judy is "neo-addict retro chic." Philllipppe is now leaning against Paris's locker. She says hello to him as she opens the door. Fraulein asks what Philllipppe is holding. He says that they're tickets to PJ Harvey and that he's going to the concert with Rory. This does not make Paris happy at all. "Rory's going out with you?" Louisa asks with disbelief. "Yes, she is," Philllipppe lies and walks off. Fraulein says that she didn't think Rory liked him. "Neither did I," Louisa says. Paris slams her locker and storms off. "Do you think she's mad?" Louisa smiles, taking full glee in someone else's pain. Have I mentioned my hatred for that blonde tease Louisa before? Because I hate her. I hate her and I hate her ass face. From off-camera, Paris barks at them, wanting to know whether they are waiting for a tram, and tells them to get moving. "Oh yeah, she's mad," Fraulein says through her teeth.