Episode Report Card Wing Chun: B+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Cooking With Jesus
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 2 | Aired on 08.20.2006
Silas is installing a sliding latch on his bedroom door when Megan shows up, excitedly brandishing her acceptance letter from Princeton. Silas doesn't bother hiding his dismay, and asks what happened to UCLA. Megan's like, "Ivy League, yo," but Silas reminds her of their plans for her to go to UCLA, and then for him to go to UC Northridge the next year, whereupon they'd get a place together. Megan, her glee still undampened, reminds him again that it's Prince. Ton. Silas whines that he can't get into Princeton: "I'm not deaf." Megan sets him straight, saying that she got into Princeton because she's smart and works hard. Silas pouts that being deaf probably didn't hurt, and Megan, of course, stomps out, breaking his shitty latch off in the process.
Downstairs, Andy's catching Nancy up on his progress with his yeshiva essay (short version: there's a through-line from Andy's Judaism to Ghostbusters) when Megan stomps through, upset. There's some ha-ha over the two Botwins calling out to her (because she's deaf, get it?) and then Nancy exposits that Andy needs to be ready to go when Doug gets there. The doorbell rings then, and as Nancy goes to get it, Andy asks what really happened between her and Conrad. Nancy lies that she just decided to go another way. Andy doesn't buy it; Nancy doesn't care. At the door is Celia, clipboards in hand, bitching about her heels and demanding a Diet Coke. At the fridge, Celia greets Andy, with a curious look, as "freeloading brother-in-law." "You're not Doug," Andy shrewdly observes, at which Celia comments that that should be her campaign slogan. Celia goes to get some ice for her glass, but Lupita, breezing through, says that the icemaker is broken. Celia demands to know whether the maid who hit Celia's car is one of Lupita's "maid friends," and whether Lupita knows her name, but Lupita serenely says that they all just call one another "maid friend," and heads off again. Celia makes with the clipboards, explaining that she already did the "Rancho" streets, so Nancy can do all the "Hill"s. Nancy blearily asks whether they had a plan, and Celia whines that she sent her an email with a schedule, explaining that they're canvassing for signatures; Celia needs a hundred for her candidacy to be eligible. Nancy vaguely says that she's busy today, and Celia presses her to say what, since Celia knows Nancy doesn't have to go to work: "So you have no excuse."
Enter Doug: "Who's ready to Mohasky?!" Seeing Celia, his face falls: "Who let in Cancer Cunt?" "It's Cancer Tits, Doug," Celia tartly corrects him. "No wonder your wife prefers to fuck a pole." "My wife's fucking a Polish guy?" asks Doug. Nancy quietly says she thinks Celia's probably referring to Dana's "stripper class." Doug slowly gets it, laughs, and then reminds Celia that he hates her and hopes she gets hit by a truck. He's a few days late on that one, isn't he? Not that I expect he still has much short-term memory. Doug asks why Celia's there, and Celia tells him triumphantly that she and Nancy are collecting signatures. Nancy very uncomfortably says that she's "not really free." Doug grabs the clipboard, telling Celia he's going to show her who's the bigger man. Celia, disgusted, asks if Nancy's working on Doug's campaign, and Nancy exasperatedly says that she's not working for anybody, since both Doug and Celia are her friends. "You promised!" says Celia. Nancy says that she didn't promise anything. Doug prods Nancy, saying that they have to leave. Celia whinily asks where they're going, and Nancy covers that it's a "small business expo," and nothing to do with the campaign. "So you're really not going to help me with this," Celia surmises, hurt. Nancy apologizes again (not that sincerely, as you probably could have predicted), and says that she can't. She heads out, and Doug follows, first pausing to hand Celia back her clipboard. Celia reads: "'Mr. Fuck Hughson, 110 Eat Shit Lane'?" Doug giggles at himself. And I giggle at Doug.
Mohasky Cup. It's like a giant weed trade show. Craig, that dude from the medicinal weed shop in Season 1, gives Nancy a big hug, and asks if Doug is there as the official [toke hand gesture] "taster." Nancy thanks Craig for getting them in, and he tells them that if they find a great new breed, he'll expect them to return the favour.