Episode Report Card Michael Neal: B | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Your Sandwich, My Heart
By Michael Neal | Season 2 | Episode 14 | Aired on 05.01.2008
Aw snap! You got jokes?
Plausible deniability
Jonathan: (holding a creepy Jack collage) "I made you this"
Jack: "No, no you didn't."
Taste's like Wendy's
Lutz: (slowly biting into his teamster sandwich) "Since my surgery I have to eat slowly or my insides might explode."
Tracy: "Gimme it!"
Lutz: (suddenly wolfing it down) "Ow! It's like knives!"
Tracy: the Edmund Burke of things Edmund Burke already said.
Kenneth: "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Tracy: Please ask my permission before you quote me Kenneth.
Slow to franchise
Lemon: "What does New York have that Cleveland doesn't have? I read that you're getting an IKEA."
Floyd: (exasperated) "Yeah I'll believe it when I see it. We've just been burned before."
Lucky for Jack it wasn't hail
"I even stopped to catch a snowflake with my tongue but evidently that's some sort of signal in Chelsea."
The Day Before Tomorrow
After last night's freak snowfall it's 98 and humid. In other global warming news a tornado hit downtown Detroit putting out several fires.
The real drinking game
Jenna: "Can't drink? What am I 12 and at my boyfriend's frat party?"
Kenneth: "Drinking's against my beliefs, like gambling or freeway driving."
Tracy: "And I can't drink. I still got my Hollywood sock on"
Michael Bay's remaking Ghostbusters now?
Lemon: "You used Ghostbusters for evil."
Kenneth lactates
Alcohol? This taste just like hill people milk.
We call this one "macro"
Airport security: "Sort of a cliché."
Lemon: "You're sort of a cliché."
Silent Comedy Award Pretty easy this week. Lemon eats a sandwich at the airport and I rewind it on TiVo twice.
And the no-prize winner is ...
Bacardi Lemon. Tina Fey takes it again owning this episode fully. Honorable mention goes out to Lutz who was big in a small way but when she turned into Buster Keaton while eating that sandwich there was really no other choice to make.