Episode Report Card Jessica: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Fey's Sleigh Ride
By Jessica | Season 1 | Episode 4 | Aired on 10.18.2006
And that would have been my episode out, but then we have to take two seconds to learn (a) that Papa Suarez is using a fake Social Security number, and (b) Fey Sommers and Wilhelmina are very pleased with the results of their music box shenanigans.
Speaking of Wilhelmina, she's at work in her office when Carlo Medina enters the room. She tells him that she's asked him there to tell him that he's an underhanded bastard and a slimy weasel, that he has no moral compass, and so on and so forth. In short, she'd like him to spy for Mode.
Back at the Suarezes', Justin is getting totally bawled out by Hilda for skipping school, but he totally doesn't care, saying that it was worth it. Hilda clearly doesn't appreciate this, and Betty gets a dirty look for it. As for Betty, she turns down her father's offer of a snack in favor of going to bed, when music starts up outside. It's Walter. Singing the theme to Beauty And The Beast. Poorly, obviously. This is one of those things that is the cutest thing ever when you like the boy, and frighteningly psychotic when you don't. And yet Betty goes out there to see what the hell Walter's up to, sits next to him, and finally, horrifyingly, chimes in. Oh, girl. You can do better.