Episode Report Card Michael Neal: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Not So Fast, Shark
By Michael Neal | Season 3 | Episode 1 | Aired on 10.30.2008
Jack: "That man can wear a sweater."
"Something's Missing"
Devon Banks: "The only thing Kathy and I need assistance with is deciding which John Mayer song to do it to."
Silent Comedy Award
Jenna slapped in the middle of her Japanese cola commercial.
A Lady's Prerogative
Bev: "How old are you Liz?"
Lemon: "37."
Bev: "I should tell you right now it's important that you don't lie."
Blame It On Deutschland
Lemon: "I was arrested once in Germany for nudity. I thought it was a topless beach. It was a shipyard."
Show Me On the Doll
Jack: "She touched me in my swimsuit area."
No blizzard please?
Tracy: "No-blizz-o-bleez. Yes."
A Kenneth Quip
"Three of my nine siblings were adopted and someday I'm gonna find them."
Like Moths to a Flame
Jenna: "Well I first met Liz in 1993. She was fresh out of college and I had just broken up with O.J. Simpson, and can I just say something? Total gentleman."
Real Time with Tracy Jordan
"Attention everyone! I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone invoiced for making my video game the most profitable thing since the war on terror. Yes, I am provocative."
Fine ... like handbags and gladrags
Tracy: "Now you look after my girl Liz Lemon, 'cause me and her go back way back like spinal cords and car seats.
Lemon: "Not really an expression."
The Japanese Translate an Episode of Designing Women
Devon Banks: "Nice to see you Liz. Let's chitchat. What's that? Man trouble. Boot cut jeans. Fun. Bye."
Dora Needs an Exploratory Committee
Jack: "This job is all I've ever wanted Lemon and now it hinges on how far I'm willing to go with a woman in Dora the Explorer panties that were clearly made for an obese child."
Correct Answer
Jack: "I'm going to give Kathy the full Soap Opera while you try to trick a lady with a head injury. We might not be the best people."
Lemon: "-but we're not the worst."
(Together): "Graduate students are the worst."