Episode Report Card Sobell: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Bozo Fetts' beautiful friendship -- dead!
By Sobell | Season 2 | Episode 10 | Aired on 11.05.2006
On-screen, Michael admits he never thought about it like that. Then he gives her a very sincere look and says, "I know you've heard this before, but it won't always be like this." Yeah. It could get worse. Michael woos her with sweet logic: "They can't chase us forever. The guy that caught up with us today, he stops at the border. That's why we have to get across. I have the people in place to help us do that. We're meeting them tomorrow." I hope they're played by Dirk Benedict, Dwight Schultz, and Mr. T. Because that would be awesome. Anyway, Michael puts the smooth, hand-caressing moves on Dr. Sara while giving her his best Amazo-the-Hypnotist look and begging, "One more day, Sara. That's all I'm asking." Dr. Sara replies, "Then go get cleaned up." Michael dare not hope that she take him up on an invitation to join him in the shower, but he does tell her he's glad she came. Then he's off to shower. Alone.
Back in Colorado, Dad Ex Machina is taking in the wonder of L.J. He says, "You named him after yourself." Lincoln replies, "I wasn't going to name him Aldo." For some reason, Aldo and Jane seem miffed by this. L.J., however, is delighted to meet a live relative. It must be a novel experience for him. As Jane peeks in on the reunion, Lincoln seethes, and Aldo explains how he's arranged a safe house for the two of them. L.J. looks to his dad for a reaction, and Linc stubbornly says, "Thanks for bailing us out, but we have to meet Michael... by the border, a place called Bolshoi Booze." Aldo offers to go get Michael. Linc stubbornly refuses. Aldo says, "Things are different. There's some evidence. We just need a little more time, and we can blow this whole thing wide open --" Linc mows him down with, "There is no time! I trust Michael. He has a plan to get us to Panama --" Aldo interrupts to tell Lincoln he doesn't get it: there's no need to go to Panama. As this discussion is going on, bland white guy stops eavesdropping to take a call from... Evil Agent Kim? I cannot decide if that is awesome or awesomely contrived. The upshot is, this happy family reunion is about to go off the rails because the One World Conspiracy has a plant in its alumni association.
Back in Kansas, T-Bag struggles against a radiator. Apparently, the cops in town are busy raising the horses they'll use to equip the cavalry unit that will eventually respond to Bellick's 911 call. In the meantime, things aren't looking too good for T-Bag's newly reattached hand. It is probably about to become a separate accessory again. We finally hear sirens in the distance as T-Bag continues struggling.