Episode Report Card Joe R: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Fashion Of The Christ
By Joe R | Season 1 | Episode 4 | Aired on 08.28.2005
For whatever reason, the Agrestic Flophouse is empty tonight except for Silas and Megan. They toast on cheap wine in plastic cups and then he uses his Sidekick to type seductive messages to her like "take it off."
Intercutting montage: Celia, looking like shit, stares at herself in the bathroom mirror. Nancy lies awake in bed, worried like hell. Andy's asleep in the couch with a plush stuffed frog for company (hee). Silas kisses Megan sweetly as they lie on their air mattress. And while Celia draws a face on the mirror in lipstick, and a small plane flies overhead, a crate of cola bottles crashes through the roof of the Hodes' master bedroom. Dean awakens to find streaming jets of fizzing cola soaking his bed. Celia, from the bathroom doorway, monotones, "I have cancer."
Dude. Like cancer stands a chance.