Episode Report Card Pamie: B | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Girls Gone Mild
By Pamie | Season 4 | Episode 17 | Aired on 04.12.2004
Paris and Rory laugh at the Shins as if they also think the lead singer looks like OldGlark.
Fraulein and Louisa are unhappy to see the blonde twins (who I don't think are twins at all, and who I'm pretty sure are wearing wigs). Louisa bumps into them, spilling their drinks.
The Shins finish that one song and then leave, as all cameo bands do.
Rory and Paris congratulate each other on finding the one hot club for the night. Paris thinks they should "do something." Rory suggests that they dance. Paris and Rory then bop up and down. Rory's still pouting. Paris isn't quite with the beat. "This is fun," Rory says. Paris agrees. Paris points out Rory's "husband." Rory turns to see that one JessDean Shellmack is indeed in the building. Paris tells her to buy him a drink, or to get Fraulein and Louisa to buy him a real drink for her. Shellmack looks in Rory's general direction, smiles, looks back at someone off-camera, and walks away. Rory takes this as a huge dis, since the world didn't stop revolving and a boy didn't literally trip over himself crawling to her while making her a car and buying her a stack of books. Rory says she just had the shortest relationship ever. Paris apologizes. We see Janet doing shots with a guy who, because of the way it's shot, appears at first to be Shellmack. It's not. Fraulein and Louisa are grinding against some strangers. Paris complains that everybody else is having a better time than they are. She says that they're doing everything right, being in the right place, playing by the rules, and yet aren't having as good a Spring Break as the others are. Rory says they're just not good dancers. Paris says they aren't trying hard enough. While Rory is mid-sentence, wondering what else they could do, Paris grabs Rory by the face and plants one on her. They loop in someone gasping here, but nobody around Paris and Rory even glances over in their direction. Rory asks Paris if she's crazy. Paris says that Fraulein and Louisa do it. Rory says they also wear their underwear outside of their clothes. Rory walks away, telling Paris to get away from her, and adding, "You're not my type."
Paris runs after Rory through the club, asking her to wait. She asks how she was as a kisser. "Aw, man!" Rory whines. Paris says she's always wanted to know if she's a good kisser, and you can't ask a guy because that's a sign of low self-esteem, which she read is really not sexy. Paris asks if she's too stiff: "Do I need to relax my lips a little? Maybe open my mouth more, make it more inviting?" Rory decides that she needs fresh air. She's stopped by Shellmack, who asks where she's going. "Outside," says Rory. Ah, the chemistry. Shellmack asks if he can come with her: "Maybe your girlfriend wants to come too." Then he grins and says that was one sexy kiss. Whatever. This was totally unnecessary, right here. I don't even buy it, nor do I care. Rory leaves.