Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT For Heterosexual Morons
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.26.2000
The remainder of the interview goes downhill from there, with the links from one topic to the next becoming nearly incomprehensible. Romando quizzes Miss Doherty on the contents of her trailer on the Charmed set, and asks what she finds most embarassing about it. She dives into the deep end of the Too Much Information pool, revealing she suffers from Crohn's disease, so the "guys that go in there to clean out the toilets" are her secret-shame-no-more, as they "[know] who craps the most out of all of us." She then paddles her way to the bottom of the deep end to note she once clandestinely vomited at a table in a Dallas blues club. Miss Doherty goes on to discuss her lack of equestrian skill, relating a couple of tales of being thrown from each of the horses she owns. One instance was so severe, Miss Doherty was ordered "to wear a back brace for 24 hours a day." Which, as we can all tell from her scantily-clad weekly appearances on the WB, is a bit of advice she's chosen to ignore. My foray into the world of Lad Rags comes to an end with the following exchange:Romando: Why do you suppose men fantasize about women riding bareback? Miss Doherty: It's that whole Guinevere and King Arthur time period. I don't ride bareback and I wear underwear when I ride. And as far as the perverted side of it, which is the movement of a woman on a horse, it can appear to be sexual. But men will fantasize about almost anything.Maybe the man interviewing you, maybe the security guards in my building, and maybe the trouser-troubled youth of America this slimy, sleazy excuse for a mainstream magazine targets for newsstand sales, Miss Doherty, but not me. Thanks for reaffirming my worst stereotypes of "the straights," and thanks for reminding me once again why I am happy not to include myself among their numbers. Now, can I have my $2.99 back?